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slamtan

39 M Burlington, VT

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–42
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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UPDATE::(5-15-14) I'm back in Vermont and the humidity is HORRID! Seven years in Hollywood, CA, certainly changed my heat tolerance all around. But I'm loving the air, and lack of loud horrific vehicles and all the benefits that come with not living in a crazy-ass city like Los Angeles.

But! There's so much more to me than what I can fit in these tiny boxes, and I really have a lot to share I think. Best friend! Where are you!?! Seriously, you gotta be here!

IMPORTANT: I'm an ATHEIST. This is a deal breaker for a lot of people and you can't change it. So if you can accept all the consequences of me being an atheist in the relationship, then I suppose it will be on me after that to be able to accept the consequences of you being whatever it is you are... ;)

I'm a artist and a writer and even a director; I sometimes act but it's more because it's fun than wanting to do it for a career. I draw a lot - I just like to tell stories and I try to get paid for it. (02-14-2014)

I want to be vegan but so far to stay healthy I'm mostly just organic and vegetarian (most of the time...) I actually WANT to go full vegan but I am a bigger guy (height not width) and I want to make sure I do it healthy and right. I know one guy who claimed to be vegan. But all he actually ate was potatoes. Ugh! (02-14-2014)

I also believe in superheroes. I'm not delusional. Just idealistic. I've stopped crimes and put the kibosh on bullies twice my size. I don't put up with bad people. (10-09-13) Truthfully, if I could have been a superhero in this world, I would have gladly taken on the role. It's not a glamorous life but it would feel right to me.

This space is constantly changing. It's hard to define myself. (05-06-2013)

If you're one of those women that loves sports, I'm probably not your guy. If you're ultra-religious, I'm definitely not your guy - sorry, but I'm not letting a moldy book written when people used to think the world was flat and when people thought gunpowder was magic tell me how to live my life - the morals, magic and attitude of the bronze age can stay in the bronze age. If you smoke and drink to heavy excess, I'm also not your guy. If I drink at all it's like once a year, if that. (02-14-2014)

I love tattoos, healthy food healthy women, vegans, nerds, comics, movies, superheros, books, anime, and games. Creativity rocks me. Women with tats make me swoon - but that is just an affectation. Women with good taste in music make me crazy. Good people are the best. (02-14-2014)

Ironically, I still have no tattoos even though I've had many of the professions that practically require getting them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a few movie proposals at the moment. I have a book I'm also working on, and a couple of screenplays also in the pipe. Not to mention, the comic series I'm still scripting. Fun times. (02-14-2014)

Planning to build my "Tiny House." I'm obsessed with living with less and being free even though my work is kinda "big." (04-28-2014)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination. Anatomy. Finding spots. Drawing. Building computers. Getting sunburned. Packing. Writing relatively original stories. Daydreaming. I have an idea how to make a 3d glasses-free 3d TV and I have a theoretical concept on how to build a real lightsaber. (05-06-2013)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently, I'm tall.

Who knew right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love the Harry Potter books, and I was also recently given the Hunger Games books. I still haven't read them though.

Arrow. Agents of SHIELD (it's been getting better). The Avengers!!!!, I love superhero movies, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor. Indiana Jones (although the aliens angle in the newest one was a bit of a stretch), Firefly and Serenity (really anything Joss Whedon does is usually gold to me), Underworld movies, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Smallville, X-Men, Spiderman, Battlestar Galactica, Eureka, Godsmack, Paramore, the real Guns 'n Roses, The Cure, The Beatles, Depeche, 80s, Seattle Grunge, Metal, Guitars, my book, my comic, good acting, the Iron Man movies, Captain America, Thor, X-Men First Class, Castle, Supernatural, and more.

Music, I tend to favor women who rock hard. Lacuna Coil, Paramore, Flyleaf, etc. But I like so much more than that. It's easier to say what I don't like.... screaming vocals, twangy sappy country (which is clearly not all country music), gangster violent rap, and a majority of the talentless rap out there. There are clearly some master of the form and too many wannabes now.

Most food, but I love Thai and Chinese food, although interestingly enough I haven't found any place yet here in LA that covers these categories to my satisfaction! (02-14-2014)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer with a copy of Photoshop and a Cintiq drawing tablet, a roof over the noggin, movies, books, and of course, love... but hey! whatever! o.O
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories. Oh my god, my head is full of stories... my projects. My comic book heroine, Rain. Pizza. Chinese food. My desire for a personal chef and nutritionist.

Why people with full in-boxes here still browse profiles. No one can write you.

Atheism. Seriously - I'm not going to EVER believe in the existence of your god.

Does "one and done" even exist anymore or are we all disposable?

Also lately, I'm wondering why a lot of people only seem to think pictures of themselves drinking alcohol are good pictures to post.

Why women like men to go shopping with them?

Why California and the USA in general seems to breed a disposable attitude when it comes to relationships.

Why Apple has to sue Samsung - isn't it obvious they just want to monopolize the market? #badapple

How to have more freedom.

How politics in America aren't for the people by the people anymore, they're more like: by the people for the highest bidder. It's unacceptable.

How kids can be kinda awesome - in a variety of ways. (And I wouldn't mind some of my own but that's not a fatal deal breaker for me... life happens.) (05-06-2013)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin. Maybe with a glass of Beaujolais. Perhaps the best red wine you will ever have... in my opinion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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... is only something I will tell to my best of friends at the moment... but online? For ALL to see? Nope. Everything else is gravy though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Guys- friends only. No ulterior motives here. I'm as weird as my profile doesn't indicate. :D

Ladies- friends maybe more but mostly friends definitely to start.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME: if you are a religious fruitcake that believes science is wrong - you know the Earth is billions of years old and that dinosaurs and man did not walk the planet during the same times. I'm adamantly atheist and we can be friends (so if you're ok with an atheist friend okay, go ahead and write me) but we can never be friends/lovers/partners. I would never raise a child to believe in an imaginary god and I couldn't expect to have a long term relationship with someone who believes that either. (8-14-2013)