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slanners

29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm dating someone from okcupid! Hurray! Profile is left active just so I can click posts from r/okcupid. Good luck out there :)

I'm an athletic, social, employed, ambitious and light-hearted guy. I'm on this site because I believe in exploring all venues when it comes to romance (I probably wouldn't have met you if not for this site, right?). The meeting-through-friends and bar scene haven't really yielded anything worthwhile so I'm hoping to meet some like-minded ladies on okcupid.

What do I mean by like-minded, you ask? You're so curious! Well I'm at a very stable and happy place right now. I'm enjoying the freedom and spontaneity of the single life, but have the time and energy for someone worthwhile. Work is satisfying and there's room to grow. I have lots of people in my life that I care about and hang with on the reg. I'm very health conscious and spend a fair bit of time in the gym. I'm in the best shape I've ever been in and really enjoy bacon (seriously, bacon on all the things). I ask questions and wonder about the world. I like knowing how things work and I'm fun to be around. I keep up to date on current events and have strong, but open-minded opinions. Sarcasm and dark humor are my forte and I play a mean game of pool.

Honestly I just really enjoy cool people. I'm not looking for anything serious, but I'm not opposed to it either. I'm really picky (probably too picky for my own good) and know what I want. If I appeal to your lady-senses (are they tingling?) feel free to say hi :D
What I’m doing with my life
Work:
I'm a software developer for a tech firm in Belltown. The work is stimulating and the people are just as laid back as I am. I basically come into work to hang out with friends and do what I love. The industry I work in is fascinating and lends itself to hilarious stories and shenanigans.

Social:
- Getting happy hour drinks with coworkers in Belltown
- Hanging with closer friends for hbo night on Sundays (seriously, The Newsroom is amazing)
- Playing boardgames (read: Settlers of Catan, Cards Against Humanity) with buddies
- Staying late at the gym to chat with fellow crossfitters about the various skills we're working on
- Spinning fire at Gasworks on occasion
- House parties, bar/club hopping, etc.
I’m really good at
doing my best not to brag about things I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm easy to talk to, relaxed, open-minded, smile a lot, laugh even more often and have very blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -
I generally prefer sci-fi/fantasy books, but I've read and enjoy many other genres as well. For the sake of brevity, here's a short list of some of my favorites:

Ender's Game, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (but The Hobbit was better), The Song of Ice and Fire series, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and the Dark Tower series.

Music -
I listen to everything from classic rock to dubstep. I like anything with a beat I can move to.

Movies -
Labyrinth, The Matrix, Pineapple Express, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shoot 'Em Up, Idiocracy, Grandma's Boy, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill series, Inception, Star Wars (4-6), 5th element.

Television -
Dexter, Game of Thrones, Californication, BSG, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Archer, The Newsroom, Workaholics, etc
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order...
- Wise friends
- Internet goodness
- Music to move to
- Sarcasm/Dark Humor
- Dogs (my dog's name is Moose, he's a chocolate standard poodle)
- Physical activity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
exercise, politics, friends, the state of the world, the future, women, work, technology, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a razor sharp whip...I mean wit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I messaged you and you agree that we might hit it off OR you found me first and think the same :)