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slash016

26 F Green Bay, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a firm believer in the "don't be a dick" philosophy. If you are nice to people in general, we'll probably get along. I don't know how to self summarize so.....Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh you know, working, school, living. Being with friends and family in between. Honest answer is having no idea how to be an adult and Tumblr.
I’m really good at
Doing hand guns when I either think something is cool or I don't know what else to say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told I smile a lot. So there's that. But I'm not people, so...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love Chuck Palahniuk Novels. Lately I've been obsessed with biographies of funny women. My favorite is Tina Fey's Bossypants, but I've read all of Chelsea Handler's books as well.

Movies: Anything and everything that can make me laugh. Any and all Will Ferrell movies. Anything Judd Apatow produces. Anything Tina Fey is involved in. Disney. The Wizard of Oz. Across the Universe. Any superhero movie. Loads more that I'm forgetting.

Shows: Dexter, Family Guy, Adventure Time, 30 Rock, Supernatural, any WWE event, SNL, Parks and Rec, and Friends. Again, probably forgetting at least 8.

Music: I can get down with all music, but some of my favorites are Jimmy Eat World, Brand New, Florence and the Machine, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Lana Del Rey, No Doubt, Tegan and Sara, Fight of the Concords, Haim, Jenny Lewis, Rilo Kiley, and Mumford and Sons.

Food: Pizza always and forever.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends, Coffee, Music, Sleep, and Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to be when I grow up, and how the world would be a better place if everyone was nicer to eachother. Oh, and butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a video game with friends or at home mocking my cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I open mouth kissed a horse once. *Bonus points if you get the movie reference*
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like my style.