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slassner

33 F Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of shy until you get to know me. I like good conversation, good food, good books, animals, movies, museums, etc., etc. Gosh, I never know what to write for these . . .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor, extra, temp, pretty much whatever I can do to make money right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good cook. I'm a classically trained singer, so I think I'm good at that. Um . . . I'm a very good speller. How's that? Is that a marketable skill?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess I would say my skin. People say that I have nice skin a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, this could turn out to be a really long list . . . I'll try to keep it short.
Books: anything by Stephen King, Koontz's Odd Thomas series, Swan Song by Robert McCammon, Jane Austen, Preston and Child's Pendergast series, the Harry Potter Series, The Thirteenth Tale, L. M. Montgomery
Movies: I like movies in general, but my favorite genre of movies is bad 80s movies. I know, it's kind of weird, but I can't help it. The more big hair and denim skirts and Cyndi Lauper involved the better. I also love Kevin Smith movies, and I tend to gravitate mostly toward comedies.
Shows: Top Chef, Project Runway, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, An Idiot Abroad, Family Guy, South Park, Chopped, Psych
Music: My music collection is very eclectic. It includes lots of musicals (I have a Master's Degree in Musical Theatre), a lot of 80s music, a lot of old R&B, just . . . a lot of everything. I would say that favorite artists include Paul Simon, Etta James, Adele, Pink, Otis Redding . . . I better stop. This could get long.
Food: I come from a rural area, so I haven't been exposed to a lot of ethnic foods, but I'm open to it. I think when you try a new kind of food, you should go with someone who knows what they're doing, and can kind of guide you. Here in LA, I really love The Foundry on Melrose and Hatfield's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family and friends
something to read
chapstick
lots of water
. . . can't think of anything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I tend to daydream a lot . . . byproduct of reading so much, I think. I think about a lot of weird things, like what sort of bizarre genetic mutation would be the result if Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy ever had a baby. Or what head cheese actually is. For this reason, I'm not great at small talk. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You never can tell. Last night was Friday, and I was out in Hollywood with friends, which is fun sometimes, but sometimes it's fun just to curl up in front of the TV and relax, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Um . . . can we save that sort of thing for people I've met in person?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I get a lot of emails that say, "So and so wants to meet you" or "so and so likes you". I don't understand why they don't message me if that's the case. if you'd like to meet me, just message me. Here are some other things you should have or be before you message me, please. You don't do drugs. I like my brain the way it is, and I like to be with other people who like their brains the way they are. You have a good sense of humor. You can hold an intelligent conversation about something other than yourself. You have respect for others until they give you a valid reason to feel otherwise. You can respectfully disagree with someone and not get offended if they think differently than you do.