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sleekjunk

30 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the piece of shit from class you hated, knowing I nailed the exam only giving the material a glance...

articulate, polite, rational, quick-witted, pacifist, smartworking, word-loving, positive, self-depricating, wry, responsible, down-to-earth, conscientious, sarcastic, observant, minimalist

Emigrant from the South who went yankee three years ago. Definitely missing earth between my toes, but was missing civilization. And jobs. Happiest with a plain slice and black deli coffee. Love to waste time, but can't stand to have it done for me. Abilities coined robotic, mind deemed a jukebox and my curve natural.

Not into purchasing individuals or salvation. Geography and politics are my bag. Both leave me agape, but for opposite reasons. Lofty personal standards render incompetence and flightiness intolerable. Teach me something!

I tend to gravitate towards women with balls. Metaphorical balls. (edit: crazy ≠ balls) Few things more attractive than a woman straight killin' it. I like those talking current events one minute and smack the next. Weave current events into smacktalk and I'm smitten. Not into high-maintenance or easily offended. Ears stand subway decibels. Drizzle doesn't cause melting. No hand sanitizer. Rogue insects don't produce slasher flicks. Familiarity with a campsite is a plus!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Straddling that grey area between street and book smart...

Consulting at a designer lifestyles accessories(we do tabletop: napkins, placemats, napkin rings, etc.) company for nearly two years now. Also, accounts receivable, shipping, satellite warehouse management, order entry, research, investment and sales materials production, marketing/graphics/photo production, ecommerce management, general customer servicing, etc... I'm Inventory Manager these days. fuck me... And now I'm the accountant too!!!

Call me Water Works, cuz' I'm utility.

Whilst not working, I'm basically Johnny 5. All about that input, being a stand-up entity, with Bonnie Tyler filtering through the background from time to time.

Fine-tuning business plans. Terraforming. Increasing skillsets. Absorbing everything. Streaming sport. Laughing and having a good time doing it.

Finally getting published again...

Romantic Homes, April 2014

Hamptons Cottages & Gardens, July 2014

Frontgate.com

Kansas City Homes and Gardens, July 2014
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
mini-golf. geography. shuffleboard. matching beats. navigation. board games. efficiency. devil's advocate. throwing spirals. crossword puzzles. logistics. having my mind in the gutter. making you smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Knights in the lobes...

Punkass? Intimidating? Mean muggin'? I make dudes hold their girl closer, older people stare and others seemingly worried by my presence. I'm quite the opposite!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My top fives. Not a reference to High Fidelity. Such a terrible, terrible movie.

Their Eyes Were Watching God
Animal Farm
The Jungle
Against All Enemies
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Dumb and Dumber(Stoked for the new one!)
Office Space
The Shawshank Redemption
Fight Club
The Rock

King of the Hill
The League
Futurama
The Andy Griffith Show
Masterchef: Australia

Deep Dish
LTJ Bukem & MC Conrad
Soul Coughing
Brother Andy and His Big Damn Mouth
Underworld

Vegetarian
Mexican
Thai
Indian
Southern

Oh, hey, let's not mention other avenues of exposure, e.g. the internet...

I read more words in a day than most people do in a year. Absolute Farker. Never TFer.

NYT, NPR, HuffPo, BBC, The Atlantic, Salon, Deadspin, Ars Techinca, Reason, The Onion, Opposing Views, Fox News, WaPo, Bloomberg, IBT, Bleacher Report, Forbes, The Economist, io9, The Guardian, Al Jazeera, TPM, American Thinker, Breitbart, RightWingWatch, Think Progress, Gizmodo, Business Insider, HuffPo, Politico, Regressing, NK News(I am intrigued by Best Korea)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Camel Lights, trees, laughter, alcohol, incandescent light, sport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nerd shit. the number of dimensions existing. "time." infinity. asteroid, underground, pit and flattop mining. surveillance. energy. First Amendment law. social problems. efficiency. inequality. Typographē. mass transportation. Double edged swords. Double entAndres. Fucking Double Dare.

Bag draggers, pizza blotters and top-of-the-stairs-stoppers...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
straight to happy hour, then advancing to the dance party in my new apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I loooove to think!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you prefer knowledgeable, chill dudes that are into intelligent, confident ladies.

you science.

you enjoy taking in the game, live or broadcast.

you think drinks are in order.

you possess the ability to let the elevator door close.

you formulate substantial ideas and arguments.

you laugh at all of the things.

you fancy!