articulate, polite, rational, quick-witted, pacifist, smartworking, word-loving, positive, self-depricating, wry, responsible, down-to-earth, conscientious, sarcastic, observant, minimalist
Emigrant from the South who went yankee three years ago. Definitely missing earth between my toes, but was missing civilization. And jobs. Happiest with a plain slice and black deli coffee. Love to waste time, but can't stand to have it done for me. Abilities coined robotic, mind deemed a jukebox and my curve natural.
Not into purchasing individuals or salvation. Geography and politics are my bag. Both leave me agape, but for opposite reasons. Lofty personal standards render incompetence and flightiness intolerable. Teach me something!
I tend to gravitate towards women with balls. Metaphorical balls. (edit: crazy ≠ balls) Few things more attractive than a woman straight killin' it. I like a woman talking current events one minute and smack the next. Weave current events into smacktalk and I'm smitten. Not into high-maintenance or easily offended. Ears stand subway decibels. Drizzle doesn't cause melting. No hand sanitizer. Rogue insects don't produce slasher flicks. Familiarity with a campsite is a plus!
Most people try to win 'Apples to Apples.' That shit's a word game and I treat it as such. Anyone who thinks Elvis wasn't 'bold,' is a goddamned moron.