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33 Ann Arbor, MI Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:05am
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Space camp
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a loner Dottie... A rebel.
What I’m doing with my life
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making Mischief. getting into trouble. vandalizing property. swilling cocktails. hitting on cocktail waitstaff, making rich people look stupid, getting kicked out of my favorate bars (addendum...breaking my favorite bars stuff, i.e. exibit 1), getting locked into my most hated bars, seeing sunrises, fighting with cabbies (you can make a left on le fiette, i swear dude!), making you think twice about looking at my profile. smoking anything that will light on fire. While you were reading this I made out with your room mate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking my way out. Yeah probly not. Mmmmmmh quick! Look that way....
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that i look like a pirate.

other things i might say at a bar....
(what the FUCK are you staring at, guy?, its a just peg leg... )
(Sorry, no, i dont know who's chimp that, its not mine...)
Why yes miss, that is my ship. Have you noticed the mast, lovly, isn't it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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anything by
kurt Vonnegut
Noam Chompski
Tom robins
chuck Palahniuk
chuck kloisterman
im on a jazz kick
early blues
ella fitzgerald
old school cali punk
east coast emo core
the bouncing fucking souls
the get up kids
saves the day
the format
Brand new
The trio
i dont do tv but i do have a addiction to the wire
and holy jesus, LOST where was i on an island for 6 years (seasons) ( crack period )
food ill eat what ever is not moving at the moment
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
scissors to run with
Enough rope to hang myself
did i say tequila already?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
.how i can get myself out of this without a summons?

If I can't. ....

.Wich of my friends has cash to bail me out so I can memorize their phone number
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A decade under the influence
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if i make that face, like
"hey, i know you" and i call you "sport" or "cheif" or something
its because i uuuuuhhhh forgot your name...
sorry there "dollface"

While you were reading this I stole your metrocard.
Im unsure of who is handing out all these kittens...whatdaya like get one if you join this site...if so. I just shook mine to death cause I though it was those magic the gathering cards I ordered off ebay...i though it was a little too heavy. Anyway I returned it....
You should message me if
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if you think you can keep up, kid....

and you don't have cats I'm like so fucking alergic its like cryptonite (i know big, tough guy)


fuck you if you cant take a (kitten) joke.

You want your metro card back.
Don't message me if your room mate thinks she's preggers...I'm out of state