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31 / M / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 6:57pm
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m).
- Body Type
- Dropped out of space camp
- More than $1,000,000
- Dislikes cats
- English, Spanish (Poorly)
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other things i might say at a bar....
(what the FUCK are you staring at, guy?, its a just peg leg... )
(Sorry, no, i dont know who's chimp that is...no, its not mine...)
Why yes miss, that is my ship. Have you noticed the mast, lovly, isn't it?
im on a jazz kick
old school cali punk
east coast emo core
the bouncing fucking souls
the get up kids
saves the day
i dont do tv but i do have a addiction to the wire
and holy jesus, LOST where was i on an island for 6 years (seasons) ( crack period )
food ill eat what ever is not moving at the moment
scissors to run with
Enough rope to hang myself
did i say tequila already?
If I can't. ....
.Wich of my friends has cash to bail me out so I can memorize their phone number
"hey, i know you" and i call you "sport" or "cheif" or something
its because i uuuuuhhhh forgot your name...
sorry there "dollface"
While you were reading this I stole your metrocard.
Im unsure of who is handing out all these kittens...whatdaya like get one if you join this site...if so. I just shook mine to death cause I though it was those magic the gathering cards I ordered off ebay...i though it was a little too heavy. Anyway I returned it....
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
and you don't have cats I'm like so fucking alergic its like cryptonite (i know big, tough guy)
fuck you if you cant take a (kitten) joke.
You want your metro card back.
Don't message me if your room mate thinks she's preggers...I'm out of state