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50 Santa Rosa, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 38–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 4:47am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
English (Fluently), Albanian (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay), Ilongo (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The difficult task of describing oneself…

Here goes. I'm healthy in mind, body and soul, adventurous, open minded, creative, confident (sometimes to a fault), loyal, honest compassionate, artistic, caring, well travelled, well read, romantic, sincere, a little goofy at times but yet still classy. I promise not to embarrass you in front of your mom.

I have an inappropriate relationship with Netflix and sometimes I cheat on her with Hulu…Cable and I had a thing for years and despite it being incredibly satisfying, she wanted to complicate the relationship with contracts and exclusivity...we don’t hang anymore.

It has recently become apparent when nervous, I have a tendency to over use 10 dollars words punctuated with the word Fuck....somehow managing to sound both smart and stupid in the same sentence....and now you know my poker "tell".

A few things I enjoy:
Cooking without recipes, mixing cocktails, making sangria that even Spaniards wholeheartedly endorse, amusing myself and some others, biting yet subtle sarcasm, spelling traditional words in unconventional ways and other unconventional possibly inappropriate activities that we can discuss later.

What I'm searching for:
I’m not expecting perfection. If I did I’m sure I would be alone for a very long time. We all have our luggage from past relationships. I like to consider mine to be carry-on. What I’m searching for in a soul-mate is someone with an open mind, someone who expresses what they're feeling inside. Express, not repress. Be able to meet me in the middle. Someone who will still flirt with me when we're 90!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try to challenge myself every year. A few examples of my New Years resolutions from 1989. It was a good year.

-Start a flannel shirt wearing trend.
-Do something about hair metal
-End the cold war
-Share Y2K concerns
-Rescue 2 Aardvarks
-Learn drum part to every Chopin song
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deceptively fooling The Voight-Kampff Test
Smashing the defense grid of Skynet
Riding a motorcycle
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's a three way tie between my megawatt smile, my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in the fact that when people look in my eyes the first thing they think is "He's got a knife in his sock"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Shawshank Redemption, Michael Clayton
Books: In Cold Blood, Hunt for Red October, Brothers Karamazov, The Stranger. I enjoy reading when I can.
Currently The Four Agreements. A close friend suggested it but as usual I delayed until I felt the need. I assumed I didn't need it. Broke rule number 1 before turning to the first page.

Food: Everything... especially spicy
Music: Gary Jules, Live, Dave Matthews, Billy Holiday, Yo-Yo-Ma, The Black Keys, Buddy Guy, Burt Jansch, Seasick Steve, Cake (I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee in the morning
My daughters smiles
Spicy Peppers
My close friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How did the Lemur get into the pudding cups?
Grape-Nuts – it contains neither grapes, nor nuts.
How I would kill to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
90%- random thoughts about things that have nothing to do with whats going on around me.
10%- Dirty minded thoughts.
I might have those last two backwards?
Where is my ISFJ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana. Also, I got kicked out of episcopal prep school...twice
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
To the scary lady that emailed me yesterday, I’m not 100% sure what my monkey is, but whatever it is, I can tell you I don’t want it smacked…

You're.....honest, witty, entertaining, adventurous but still have scruples, enjoy your place in life and the path you have traveled, believe in kissing as a mingling of the souls, you're a bit of a dork and kinda wanna make the world a positive better place.

You should NOT message me if . . .
You are married...cause if I really like you, I don't (might not) wanna share your sexy girly bits with your husband, We can discuss that but an old boyfriend can be interesting. If you're a bad tipper or don’t use your turn signals. Seriously... the turn signal thing is a total deal breaker.