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sleepyelephant

29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 7, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a graphic designer/illustrator/snowboarder. I make excellent things and ride as often as I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Shopping like a child on a sugar high. Being enthusiastic. Designing brilliant things. Drinking heavily.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maintaining uninterrupted pulmonary function. Designing books. Having beer for lunch. Being responsibly irresponsible. Spending my weekends snowboarding. Being decisive. Lifting heavy things. Putting them down again. Tightening and untightening lids.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This question is ridiculous. I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Storyteller: the authorized biography of Roald Dahl, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Kingkiller Chronicles, the Contact novels, anything by China Meiville, Alastair Reynolds, Cormac McCarthy, Greg Bear, Michael Chabon, and Kim Stanley Robinsons. The old guard of science fiction, such as Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov.

I like too many movies to name one by one. Hayao Miyazaki and Christopher Nolan are amazing, just like Wes Anderson and Guy Ritchie. Tarentino keeps making better and better films.

Bored To Death, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Sherlock, Top Gear, and Dr. Who.

I like most things from dubstep to alt rock to hip hop. I can't stop listening to Die Antwoord.

A Pimm's Cup and a plate of wings makes me a happy man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Today I thought about childhood pets, neurobiology, painting, snowboarding, and a million other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, in with friends, snowboarding, working, or one of a hundred other possible things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a ridiculous thing to expect people to answer truthfully.