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sleepymom

36 / F / straight / Single

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

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I am witty, sarcastic, and honest.

My Self-Summary

I have a dark, witty sense of humour. I can be quite sarcastic yet, fun. I love to poke fun and only think it's fair that everyone have a chance to poke at me too!

I have two amazing boys who love music as much as I do and we try to take as much time out as we can to rock out together, me on my bass and them on their uke's. Or a night playing Rockband.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm not entirely sure what I want to be when I grow up.

I’m really good at

making people laugh. If you get my sense of humour, you'll probably find me hilarious. I have a pretty dark, sarcastic sense of humour - so if you get it, you'll probably love it.

The first things people usually notice about me

that I have a grey streak in my hair, it's natural and people comment on it ALL the time. Usually it's the emo kids that get excited about it and ask me how I did it, I usually reply with a "get really old".

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Yikes! Tough one, I think my favourite book right now is Fight Club, I've just re-read it and it's still really amazing. You'll usually find me reading one or two books at one time so, it takes me a long time to finish them.

Movies - I LOVE horror movies. It's really all about the quality gore for me. I also like science fiction, comedy - you know all the usual. I'm not a big one for a chick flick though.

Music - I really do like everything from Rockabilly to Metal, Classical to Jazz. I don't really love country however - I just find it really boring.

Food - Anything home cooked! I love cooking and being cooked for. I will admit however, that because usually I'm just cooking for me and typically I have a sandwich.

The six things I could never do without

1. My boys

2. My friends

3. Music

4. Books

5. Art

6. Just "stuff"

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Ridiculous things that most people don't waste their times with!

You should message me if

You like a sarcastic sense of humour and aren't afraid of the fact I have kids.