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sleepyorjumpy

26 / M / bisexual / Single

Irvine, California

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
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Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
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Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
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Kids
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Pets
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Languages
English, Spanish

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My Self-Summary

i am too stupid to do my own taxes, too smart to have liked crash, and too awkward to continue with this self-summary.

i like critical race theory, chicano history, succulents, dancing, rivers, and sleep.

What I’m doing with my life

history phd student
destroying my family's fantasy football league
filling my apartment with other people's furniture
balancing hope and cynicism
pretending cynicism isn't winning

I’m really good at

research and analysis
freeway navigation
making the dodgers lose by showing up to their game (15 home losses in a row with me there)
shutting down social conservatives
shutting up annoying ass people
sleeping: really, 10-12 hours a day

The first things people usually notice about me

if they see me, eyes...

if they hear me, well, how damn loud i am...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

toni morrison is a god and we should build statues for her right now. then we could read some chinaski afterward.

i am big into peanut butter. not just one kind...i like to mix it up.

the last movie that i saw and thought holy shit wow was junebug. pan's labryinth is still with me, as is in america...the ref, my cousin vinney, dolores claiborne, dark knight, harry potter

tv on the radio is on my speakers all the time lately. i still like my lupe. old school: fugees. ladies: a-f palmer, amy wine-o, m.i.a.

The six things I could never do without

sunglasses
soy milk
sleep
clean sheets
warm water
the cousins

I spend a lot of time thinking about

what's wrong, what's right, and how tough it is to try to divide the two.

On a typical Friday night I am

for the last month, work (summer school lecture prep is time consuming as hell)

but the former, less busy me loved to go out dancing and drinking and laughing with the crew.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i have a ten inch scar from my wrist down my forearm.

i saw this couple fighting at a bar once and when they stormed out, i drank both their drinks (i was kinda broke and they hadn't really touched them, and i was far too sober)

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