Or we can go do fun things!
As of July 30th I have successfully completed, on my first try, Yoga Booty Ballet: Cardio Cabernet, Burlesque Style. Why is this a milestone? I have zero moves. I did things like "shimmy" and "pushing out my tailfeathers." I also accomplished, with a slight ooze of sexuality, "hip circles" and "gliding gloves." I did these and more without feeling like a moron.
Really what this means is now I want to do more burlesque workouts.
Onto the regular program.
Seriously, let's go for long aimless walks and talk the shit. You'll thank me later. Bike rides also work.
I still have a VHS player and actively purchase tapes, how can I say no to 5 tapes for .99 at Goodwill (including doubles). I don't recycle on a regular basis. I will probably offend you when we talk, I don't believe in political correctness.
(Being in Seattle I am now doing the recycling thing. It might take me five minutes standing in front of the garbage to do it correctly but I am trying.)
I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm fat. Some women say they're curvy. Some women call themselves Rubenesque. Let's be honest, I'm fat. What I am not is inactive, lazy, and a whole list of other stereotypes. I've made positive life changes and continue to work towards a healthier lifestyle. If this breaks the bank on you wanting to be friends, so it goes.
In 1860, Abraham Lincoln received this letter from a Pete Muggins in Fillmore, La.:
- "God damn your god damned old Hellfired god damned soul to hell god damn you and goddam your god damned family's god dammed hellfired god damned soul to hell and god damnnation god damn them and god damn your god damn friends to hell god damn their god damned souls to damnation."
I found The Watchmen to be an incredibly hilarious soft-core porn that happened to have an initial near rape and lots of "action."
I am a girl, or so I have noticed in the mirror/while bathing. The usual things apply, two eyes, one nose, two ears, one mouth. I sometimes wish I could have an extra _______. Sometimes I am not satisfied with only two arms, really, I would much rather have four. Other times it seems strange to only have eyes in the front of our heads. Perhaps this is just me.
Some people are bothered by the fact that I don't know, and probably will not know, 100% who I am. This does not bother me, in fact, at twenty-six I would be worried if I thought I knew exactly who I was. There are quite a few years ahead of me with which I can do some major changing and those possible changes would never be fulfilled if they were closed off early. I love learning and learning about myself is just one form of said learning.
At some point in my life I can see myself settled down. Maybe not now, maybe not in 20 years. Maybe not in marriage. A piece of paper does not make a relationship stronger, in my opinion. When I was younger, I preferred G.I. Joe to Barbie and playing Super Mario 2 to playing house.
I have a fascination with photo booths. Not the new, color, may I say "retarded" ones. I mean the black and white, get a still kind of wet strip, wait for 8-10 minutes to develop photo booths.
I love the word fuck and can sometimes be found cursing like a sailor. - thanks to whomever corrected me on this saying.
I am primarily looking for new people to banter and hang out with. If a guy is pretty rad and we hit it off great. If I meet people to hit up a thrift store or have a bad movie marathon with fantastic.
I am fuck it, Dude, and let's go bowling