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slibertista

29 / M / Straight / Single

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:22pm
Ethnicity
Other
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m).
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and very serious about it
Sign
Libra and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not at all easy going. I'm strung up and surprisingly irritable. I dislike outdoor activities and prefer to sit inside disapproving of the neighborhood kids and their mirth Rather than trying new activities, I prefer to keep on touching that lever in my cage that delivers painful electric shocks. My favorite cuisine is the thickened nutiritional drink that they serve old people who have trouble swallowing. My favorite activities are scowling and cutting out cartoons of Cathy and the Shoebox greetings lady.
What I’m doing with my life
Everything the warning signs say not to do...Not to feed after midnight and not to expose to water. On occasion I'm known to stick it down an anthole in order to gather up those tasty ants.
I’m really good at
Absorbing potentially lethal amounts of coffee, cream, sugar and kicking-butt 80s music from the environment and converting them to relatively harmless byproducts of pee, inane pop culture references, and as much song and dance as it takes to keep the peace.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ankle bracelet that the state forces me to wear.
The six things I could never do without
The small bird with which I live in a symbiotic relationship that picks vegetable debris from my teeth
The box upon which is written "You cannot live without this box" which a wizened old stranger gave me on my 6th birthday.
A time machine with which to go back in time and stop myself from saying inane tripe like the aforementioned.
My spider sense.
My Neil Diamond lunchbox
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How maybe stars are just like salt on God's pretzel, and he's just waiting to eat us.
On a typical Friday night I am
stalking outside the bushes at Lisa Frank's mansion in Tucson, Arizona
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that my ATM pin is 294929dfskfskfk!`. I got it from the financial institution of this homeless dude rifling through my garbage. I was attracted by his diversified portfolio of empty cans and hard liquor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends