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sliceofcrunch

25 F Ridgewood, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Twice I've had dreams where I suddenly found myself in the middle of competing on American Idol. One time, I sang Killer Queen. The other time, I sang Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid. Those choices represent me equally.

A friend once described me as "the opposite of an earnest youth."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach middle school Latin. That probably says a lot about me.

I currently live at home while I'm working on getting my career started and earning enough money to get my own place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty repartee
Baking
Finding the humor in things
Words and stuff
Making weird noises/faces and using strange voices. Yes, this is something I take a lot of pride in
Raising my left eyebrow
Creating portmanteaus/puns
Burning my mouth on hot beverages
Opening packages from the wrong end
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is a decent chance I am covered in dog hair. My dog is mad cuddly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I very much enjoy reading but never make enough time for it. Also, I am a Harry Potter fangirl.

Movies:
- I'm a sucker for Pixar and the Disney movies of my youth (and beyond). If I had to pick, I'd say Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie ever.
- I strongly believe that any movie can be entertaining with the right company and snarky commentary.

TV:
- Current and life-long faves include: Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Futurama, The Simpsons, Rocko's Modern Life, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adventure Time, Regular Show, South Park, Mad Men, Louie, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Conan, Once Upon a Time, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad

The last show I marathoned on Netflix (my longest, most committed relationship) was the original Star Trek, and I enjoyed the hell out of it.

Music:
- I will talk your ear off about the Beatles if you let me.
- I've been known to channel my inner Freddie Mercury in my spare time
- I will never say no to a musical, because I love to sing and because of their general awesomeness

Food:
- Yes, please.
- I have a bagel with coffee almost every day and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. No, I don't have a problem.
- I embrace (i.e. consume enthusiastically) foods of all ethnic origins
- Cilantro is amazing and there can never be enough of it.
- I FUCKING LOVE BAKING.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My loved ones (cause of, yknow... the love and stuff)
- Laughter (both appropriate and inappropriate. Though the latter is way more fun.)
- Hugs (they make the world a better place. That's science.)
- Delicious food items (I am spoiled, food-wise, and I am NEVER GOING BACK I TELL YOU!)
- Dogs (we would all be a hell of a lot happier if we could experience one tiny iota of their joy. My life doesn't feel whole without one near me. These hands need to pet fuzzy little noggins!)
- Hope for the future (DRIVE-BY SUPER SERIOUS ITEM!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Lesson plans oh god
- How cute my dog is
- Food
- Silly TV in serious ways
- What color I'm going to paint my nails
- Utter nonsense that just makes me giggle
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- FUCKING EXHAUSTED
- When I can swing it, hanging out with friends. Alternatively at home, chilling on my own, playing a video game or dicking around on the internet and being generally lame (because that's how I roll), but chatting with friends from afar. It's like hanging out for lazy people with no money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My relationship experience is limited. So... there's that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're patient and non-judgmental
- You want to snark WITH me, not at me.
- You don't have a negative reaction to the word 'feminism.'
- You can sing the lower harmonies on Beatles songs. I have Beatles Rock band and I'm not afraid to use it.
- You're taller than I am. I'll admit that's pretty important to me.
- You enjoy practicing the fine art of saying smart things in the dumbest way possible.
- You can appreciate the merits of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
- You know how to write a first message that actually is conducive to conversation. Or are willing to try. (Hint: something that requires a response. Like, you know, a QUESTION.)