Tall and cheeky with a pinch of sarcasm and a dash of geek.
What I’m doing with my life
Working rather too hard trying to build up enough freelance clients
to quit the day job. Just moved into Reading and enjoying finding
some new favourite hangouts and restaurants.
I’m really good at
Fixing technological thingamabobs, remembering incredibly random
information, cooking the perfect steak, convincing people to teach
me foreign swear words, teaching people to juggle badly, getting
lifts home from strangers in foreign countries without getting
mugged or murdered (100% success rate so far), forgetting peoples
names, functioning on way too little sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
You'd really have to be the one to tell me this surely? I would
actually quite like to know, well aside from the usual "wow you're
tall" as if I didn't already know that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pratchett, Bill Bryson, George R. R. Martin, Tolkien.
Memento, LOTR (now inclusive of the Hobbit, at least part 1),
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zatoichi, Labyrinth, Iron
Sky (the best terrible film I have seen in ages!) B movie horror in
general, and seriously too many more to list.
Archer, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Walking Dead, Dexter,
Spartacus, Mighty Boosh.
System of a Down, Incubus, Queens of the Stone Age, Rammstein,
Jefferson Airplane, Jimmi Hendrix, mostly anything rock / metal
though I will listen to pretty much anything except dubstep, well I
will listen to that too with a confused and slightly disappointed
look on my face.
Can't beat a good steak, sushi comes in at a close second and
lastly everything is better with bacon, EVERYTHING!
The six things I could never do without
A giant and exceedingly comfy bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I miss sugary things. How to make my millions and buy my
own island. What interesting place I should visit next. Where on
earth all my socks keep disappearing to and what the hell did I
wander into the front room to find again.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually having a quiet night in with some friends and a film, or
off exploring for things to do near my new home (suggestions
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once broke my finger in quite possibly the most stupid way ever,
though you will have to ask to find out exactly how.
You should message me if
You like what you have read so far, and feel like breaking the
taboo that seems to exist on initiating contact. Or don't.