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sliqueslaque

34 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
26.12.08: FINAL UPDATE(? maybe ?): this profile might be outdated in some areas. although this profile is more complete, sleeslaa's profile actually gets updated from time to time.

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NOTE: MY DATE FORMAT IS EUROPEAN. DAY; MONTH; YEAR. OK?

update: 24.09.07; 13.04.08

one: i recently found out that i manage to stay surprisingly calm in rather traumatic situations. a few weeks ago, my BFF and i were mugged on our way home from the corner store, where we had bought two cups of ice cream. after being shown a gun, and told to get up against a nearby wall, each of us was patted down by a separate thug, each with his own gun. during all of this, i continued to lick at my ice cream, unworried by the fact that my life was sort of at risk. it wasn't until my BFF was slammed on the head with a .357 magnum that i stopped eating, and set down my ice cream cup, and took the robbers a bit more seriously.

despite the fact that i was so cool during the mugging, now-a-days, i don't like to go outside after dark. what a strange psych i have.

two: if i tell a close friend or loved one that i will go somewhere with them, or do something for them, i mean it. dependability is pretty important to me. i don't like it when close friends or loved ones say they'll do something, and never do. it actually ... hurts. (this has been eating at me lately, as my BFF has created a streak of undependability.)

i think maybe my profile's paragraph breaks should be a lot bigger, 'cause switching from one paragraph to the next is sort of like skipping five pages ahead. there's really no link from one paragraph to the next. they're just kind of random jumps.

three: i just noticed that my past updates have never mentioned that i dislike the united states of america, and would like to be canadian when i grow up. this update will include that information, because it's somewhat important to me.

and look, here's some more crap that will probably remain on my profile for years and years to come....

random tidbits:

-i enjoy thrift shopping

-i play board games

-i play cards

-i'm tolerant

-i'm hard to offend

-i have better cleaning habits than 9/10 roommates. (literally, 9/10.)

-i'm a perfectionist at times

-i might be a grammar nazi

-i might be neurotic

-i can be shy or outgoing depending on my surroundings

-i used to be witty

-i get overwhelmed in political discussions

-i enjoy moral discussions

-i enjoy religious discussions

here's a link to myspace.

P.S. -- i can't figure out why my "personality awards" claim i'm "more sloppy" 'cause i'm somewhat anal about being clean and organized.

A.P.S. -- i might have changed enough in the past couple years to warrant deleting all my match answers, and starting alllllll over again. i kinda don't want to though, 'cause i was all happy with my profile, and the way i reached my goal of completing 1200 questions. oh, what a dilemma. why don't you guys vote on whether or not i should start over? aaannnd ... voting ends 31.11.08.

I am tolerant, brutally honest, and goofy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
13.04.08

HI I JUST GOT MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN THE MAIL THIS SATURDAY.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh. it feels so good to be done with school. now that i'm ... a bachelor of science, i aim to find a "holdover" job for about a month so that i may save up some money which i shall use to move. (feel free to help me with this if you can.) then i aim to move with my BFF to bumblefvck, MI for about a month so that he may get two different licenses. i would like to get a job upon moving there, too, which'll last about a month. FINALLY, after that i would like to get on with "the rest of my life," and move with my BFF to portland, OR, start my career, and ... maybe live happily ever after or something. who knows.

04.11.08

a month? remember how i was supposed to live in michigan for a month?? well that turned into FIVE (5) months, and my BFF backed out of the deal to move to portland. so i just moved here on my own. but wait! i'm not all moved in yet. would you believe i traveled all the way to portland, lost my place to stay ('cause of a death in their family), and now i'm staying at a motel?? EEK!@ what a catastrophe! i need a place to stay ASAP!

(and sorry, i'm not willing to exchange bodily fluids in exchange for a place to stay.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that i sometimes type spastically, and introduce myself repeatedly to people (or really, people's screennames) who already know me.

in "real life," though, common sense would tell me they'd notice my general body type and size, and hair color. occasionally though, strangers will stop me to gawk at my eyes, so maybe they stand out when you're close enough? i dunno; but i hear they're pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: 50 things you're not supposed to know; dude, where's my country?; people of the lie; why people hate america; why i am not a christian. (those are all that come to mind, currently.)

movies: pulp fiction; office space; groundhog day.

music: feces! this question is complicated. mmmm, live bands: gogol bordello; moldy peaches (RIP). mmmm, all-time favorites: operation ivy; psychic tv; moldy peaches. that said, i like all sorts of music, even select rap, country, noise, and world musics. oh, but i can't really tolerate "nu metal."

foods: vegetable lasagna is pretty stupendous. slim jims. (sigh.) stonewall's jerquee. scallion pancakes. chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
02.10.07

1. sleep.

2. a little help from my friends.

3. the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
04.11.08

finding a job and a place to stay!

* if you know anybody in portland who will be needing a roommate, let me know. PLEASE?! thank you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...transitional period! haven't experienced a "typical friday night" since i moved!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I STEAL TRASH, SHHHH.

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You should message me if
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you want to, and you don't use "lol" unless you actually laughed.

actually, you should especially message me if:

-you have the ability of finding me a decent job in a hotel, an office, a school, or maybe an assisted living facility, or store in the portland, OR area.

-you know someone who is looking for a roommate in portland, OR.

-you live in, or recently lived in portland, OR, USA.

-you're a "permanent resident" of canada, or you have tips on how to (fairly easily) become canadian.

-you'd consider yourself "okay" at speaking spanish or french. wanna practise?

-you get over 60% on this test.