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slithery

31 M Peterborough, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Considering I'm getting on this site lately, I've decided to update my profile. Though, I'm not sure what to say. Huge animal lover, especially for the exotic. Own three ball pythons and a corn snake. Recently rescued a bull mastiff that I've nicknamed 'ugly dog.' She's ugly as hell, but a total sweetheart. Trying to get into school at George Brown for culinary arts. Love fishing. Love riding. Recently moved to Oshawa. And once I think of more to write, I'll be sure to add it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get through it. Trying to enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sure. Guitar. Fishing. Stand up comedy, though that's been dwindling lately.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told by many people I'm a teddy bear. Don't know if that's insulting or not. Tall, big guy, rough looking(I guess), but am a really big softy. What you'll probably first notice is that I have a very odd personality. I'm shy, and try to hide it by making people laugh. I've also been told lately that I look like Opie from Sons of Anarchy. When I find a recent picture to post, I'll let you decide. Frankly, I don't see the resemblance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A)Crime & Punishment, War and Peace, The Divine Comedy, Requiem for a Dream, The Idiot, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Brothers Kamarazov.
B)Requiem for a Dream, American Beauty, Godfather trilogy, Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Simpsons Movie.
C)Tool, NIN, Offspring, Tragically Hip, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Clash, Thin Lizzy
D)Edible food, preferably tasty
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pets
My watch
My sense of humour.
My insulin(type one diabetic)
My sense of smart assery/sarcasm
My true family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I get my genitals pierced, can I take a leak in 1/3 the time?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Their are no typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The gas companies have a conspiracy, man. Seriously. Whenever you are driving, and listening to the radio, pay attention. Whenever you are about to go to your destination, you're just 15 seconds from parking your car and getting out, what happens? A song comes on that you like. And it's always a long song. It's the gas companies. They want you to drive around, waste some gas, just to listen to that song. Now, it don't seem like much. But multiply that by how many times you drive, and how many drivers their are, and it means the gas companies make hundreds of thousands of dollars A DAY!!! Maybe even millions!!!
That, and I'm a geeky retro gamer.
You should message me if
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If you feel like it. Or if I messaged you first. Or if you need advice on caring for exotic pets like snakes, reptiles, turtles, tortoises...