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29 San Luis Obispo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 7
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, C++ (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Yes I don't have a face pic. If you want to see pics I can give you my couch surfing profile link if you're curious after reading my profile. I've had very good experiences with online dating but I've also had a stalker so I decided to be a bit more anonymous and let my words pique your curiosity instead of the shallowness that plagues online dating. My profile shall have to suffice for a very basic self-summary. Complaints & inquiries go straight to my inbox please. I get along with everyone, I love to laugh, I'm athletic and I can't help but have a weakness for a girl with a bit of a tomboy streak. I'm looking for friends, dates, or interesting conversation. It's hard to portray the 50 trillion cells compiling my body in a few paragraphs but here it goes...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Cal Poly grad. I work A LOT. I have two careers and both of them are running businesses so I'm very busy all the time. I'm constantly striving to find the ideal work/play life balance.

I love staying active and running to stay in shape for the zombie apocalypse and I try to play sports as often as I can. You can find me playing baseball, softball, basketball, football, disc golf, regular golf, beach volleyball, hiking, bowling, pool, darts, tennis, surfing, mountain biking, snowboarding and more. I don't play video games but every once in awhile I'll bust out Mario Kart 64 for nostalgic purposes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting aside the fact this is a super narcissistic section...I will now brag about myself....Listening, massages, being realistic, being patient, anything tech related, business, web design, being self deprecating, photography, multitasking and pretty much any sport
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Meditations on First Philosophy, Einstein:His Life & Universe, The Sportswriter, The Social Animal, anything by Nietzsche, Freud, Benjamin Graham, or Plato

MOVIES: 40 Year Old Virgin, Pulp Fiction, Old School, Anchorman, Taxi Driver, The Godfather, Fight Club, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Blow, Goodfellas, Clockwork Orange, The Departed, Raging Bull, Requiem For A Dream, Fargo, Walk The Line, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Scarface, Rocky, The Truman Show

TV: Arrested Development, Broad City, Friends, The League, It's Always Sunny, Modern Family, New Girl, 30 Rock, The Office, Seinfeld, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, Weeds, Dexter

MUSIC: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Johnny Cash, Beethoven, Muse, Mumford & Sons, CCR, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Queen, Eric Clapton, Nirvana, Black Keys, Michael Jackson, S.O.A.D., The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Guns & Roses, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Arcade Fire, Edward Sharpe, Audioslave/Rage, Weezer, Bone Thugz, Busta, Luda, Tech N9ne, Nickatina, Petty, Bowie, Eminem, Foo Fighters, Sinatra, Jimmy Eat World, Heart, Maiden, Kid Cudi, Led Zeppelin, Cypress Hill, Billy Idol, Incubus, Ratatat, Atmosphere, Stevie Ray Vaughn, 311, Beastie Boys, any good Soul, Folk, 80's, 80's ballads, classical, opera, blues, metal, anything really with a good melody and harmony.

FOOD: Mexican, Italian, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Familia, Camera, Musica, Risas, Amigos y Sexo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to figure out how to consolidate my best traits into a superpower, astronomy, philosophy, psychology and how the Kardashians and other crappy reality shows are turning our world into the movie Idiocracy. Also how I can visit as many countries as I can before I die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On an adventure that could involve a beverage and/or food of your choice or mine, relaxing at home from a long week, watching a movie, hot tubbing to check out stars on a clear night, night hiking or running. Sometimes I'm downtown with friends listening to some live music with a good beer in hand.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are sick of the guys at the bars with the douchebag Affliction and Ed Hardy V-necks at Motav or DTB(these also may(will) be the same guys that are painted or sprayed orange, have fake diamond earrings, shaved chests, tats even they don't even know what they mean, and have more gel in their hair in one night than I have used in my lifetime) OOOOORRRRRR you could message me if you just like sarcastic, down to earth, hardworking, intelligent guys that like to have fun, be spontaneous, go on road trips/adventures and be outdoors in the sun or under the stars as much as possible.

Bonus points if you are a Giants or sports fan in general. Additional points if you love concerts, traveling, the beach, dive bars, good beer, know how to surf or want to learn, have a job, can play an instrument and can name 5 players on the SF Giants without having to look them up on your phone. Speaking of phones, message me if you aren't addicted to your phone and would be able to accept the challenge of not using it for a day or even an hour. A sense of humor is a must. Also still being into game nights is pretty crucial as well. If you can cook like an Italian Grandma, that may or may not get me to do pretty much anything you want. :p