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29 Alameda, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:01pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't help but enjoy slapstick comedy movies like Spaceballs and Airplane. Maybe you have a favorite that I haven't seen and we could enjoy?

I've traveled to watch the last two World Cups, Brazil and Vamcouver.

I will wake up at 4, call my brother and pick him up, drive 4 hours to Tahoe, ride for half the day, and drive home. He always promises to drive back but always falls asleep.

I'm up for any sort of shenanigans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I take pride in having rode a mechanical bull twice and survived.

Want to have a speed walking race?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes and embarassing myself gloriously.

Slightly dated movie and TV references.

Making an awkward situation more awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My freckles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sherlock Holmes collection, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, World War Z, Y: The Last Man, Into the Wild, and Walking Dead

Movies: Ted, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Boondock Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Monsters Inc, Away We Go, Gravity,

TV: New Girl, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Psych (Come on son!) and Sherlock

Music: Creedance, Steve Miller, Tom Jones, Blue Scholars, De La, J5, Amos Lee, Sambada, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, Third Eye Blind, 30 Seconds to Mars, Ray LaMontagne

Food: I'll try mostly anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I lost my iPhone in Brazil. I was without one for a month and survived.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to beat the barflies at the local trivia night

How drunk me can prank sober me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like finding a trivia night, grab a pitcher and find out all the important information I don't know.

Coaching or training, out grabbing drinks, out on a road trip, or in with a burrito and relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I based a lot of moral decisions when I was younger on how I thought Superman would.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're goofy, weird and try to be funny but no one seems to laugh

You want to go on an adventure

You're horrible at practical jokes

I value loyalty and openness. Someone to laugh with. To look at the stars and make up origin stories.

I'm not afraid to express myself. I am very comfortable in my own skin. I have many different passions and am interested in sharing them with someone and learning about yours. Try me ;-).