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29 Alameda, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:23pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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le plus beau langage du monde est celui que vos yeux utilisent

If you can tell me what my name is in reference to, than a Baby Ruth is in store. I can't help but enjoy slapstick comedy movies like Spaceballs and Airplane. Maybe you have a favorite that I haven't seen and we could enjoy?

I was in Brazil for the World Cup for a month. I visited Rio, Natal, and Recife. I was 10 rows away from Pirlo, a living legend. I felt the stadium shake when 38,000 Mexicans erupted after Marquez scored. I walked into a 2 story house in a random street in Botafogo and found a club. On the first floor, 100's of Brazilians were singing karaoke of Katy Perry perfectly.

My goal is to eventually run in the Zombie Run. The better question is why not?

I am working on my next tattoo project.

I like being spontaneous, for example I like waking up at 4, call my brother and pick him up, drive 4 hours to Tahoe, ride for half the day, and drive home. He always promises to drive back but always falls asleep. I'm up for any sort of shenanigans.

Looking to see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mi take pride in having rode a mechanical bull twice and survived.

Want to have a speed walking race?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes and embarassing myself gloriously.

Cards against humanity.

Making an awkward situation more awkward.

The first things people usually notice about me
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My freckles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sherlock Holmes collection, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, World War Z, Y: The Last Man, Into the Wild, and Walking Dead

Movies: Ted, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Boondock Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Monsters Inc, Away We Go, Gravity,

TV: New Girl, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Psych (Come on son!) and Sherlock

Music: Creedance, Steve Miller, Tom Jones, Blue Scholars, De La, J5, Amos Lee, Sambada, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, Third Eye Blind, 30 Seconds to Mars

Food: Anything that I cook, no really I am pretty decent in the kitchen.

Too much to write.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I lost my iPhone in Brazil. I was without one for a month and survived.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to beat the barflies at the local trivia night

How drunk me can prank sober me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Wednesday if I'm not out coaching, I try to head over to the trivia night, grab a pitcher and find out all the important information I do not know.

Coaching or training, out grabbing drinks with my cousin, cards against humanity with friends, or traveling for a tournament.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I based a lot of moral decisions when I was younger on how I thought Superman would.
You should message me if
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You're goofy, weird and try to be funny but no one seems to laugh

You want to build a snowman

You want to go on an adventure

You're horrible at practical jokes

You don't mind quiet moments.

I value loyalty and openness. Someone to laugh with and look at the stars by the lake.

I'm not afraid to express myself. I am very comfortable in my own skin. I have many different passions and am interested in sharing them with someone and learning about yours. Try me ;-).