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sloth143chunk

29 Alameda, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you can tell me what my name is in reference to, than a Baby Ruth is in store. I can't help but enjoy slapstick comedy movies like Spaceballs and Airplane. Maybe you have a favorite that I haven't seen and we could enjoy?

I was in Brazil for the World Cup for a month. I visited Rio, Natal, and Recife.

I like being spontaneous, for example I like waking up at 4, call my brother and pick him up, drive 4 hours to Tahoe, ride for half the day, and drive home. He always promises to drive back but always falls asleep. I'm up for any sort of shenanigans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I take pride in having rode a mechanical bull twice and survived.

Want to have a speed walking race?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes and embarassing myself gloriously.

Cards against humanity.

Making an awkward situation more awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My freckles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sherlock Holmes collection, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, World War Z, Y: The Last Man, Into the Wild, and Walking Dead

Movies: Ted, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Boondock Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Monsters Inc, Away We Go, Gravity,

TV: New Girl, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Psych (Come on son!) and Sherlock

Music: Creedance, Steve Miller, Tom Jones, Blue Scholars, De La, J5, Amos Lee, Sambada, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, Third Eye Blind, 30 Seconds to Mars

Food: Anything that I cook, I am pretty decent in the kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Laughing
Friends
I lost my iPhone in Brazil. I was without one for a month and survived.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to beat the barflies at the local trivia night

How drunk me can prank sober me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like finding a trivia night, grab a pitcher and find out all the important information I don't know.

Coaching or training, out grabbing drinks, out on a road trip, or in with a burrito and relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I based a lot of moral decisions when I was younger on how I thought Superman would.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're goofy, weird and try to be funny but no one seems to laugh

You want to go on an adventure

You're horrible at practical jokes

I value loyalty and openness. Someone to laugh with. To look at the stars and make up origin stories.

I'm not afraid to express myself. I am very comfortable in my own skin. I have many different passions and am interested in sharing them with someone and learning about yours. Try me ;-).