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sloth143chunk

28 Alameda, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you understand my name you might just have my attention! I can't help but enjoy slapstick comedy movies like Spaceballs and Airplane. Maybe you have a favorite that I haven't seen and we could enjoy?

I was just in Brazil for the World Cup for the past month. I visited Rio, Natal, and Recife. I was 10 rows away from Pirlo, a living legend. I felt the stadium shake when 38,000 Mexicans erupted after Marquez scored. I walked into a 2 story house in a random street in Botafogo and found a club. On the first floor, 100's of Brazilians were singing karaoke of Katy Perry perfectly. I explored Pão de Açúcar, Cristo de Redentor, and Escadaria Selarón with some Aussies. There are moments and people I will never forget and cherish that I was able have the experience

I want to race in the Zombie Run. The better question is why not?

I have tattoos and am working on another project.

I find being outdoors peaceful and exciting. Hiking for half the day or camping for the weekend, kayaking in Monterey, or heading to the zoo, all sound like a hoot and a half. I also enjoy carnivals (not clowns...), festivals (beer and/or music), concerts, museums, plays, sporting events, honestly I'm up for any sort of shenanigans.

Looking to see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, I now have ridden a mechanical bull twice and survived.

Want to have a speed walking race?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes and embarassing myself gloriously.

Cards against humanity.

Making an awkward situation more awkward for shits and giggles

Shenanigans.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My freckles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sherlock Holmes collection, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, World War Z, Y: The Last Man, Into the Wild, and Walking Dead

Movies: Ted, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Boondock Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Monsters Inc, Away We Go, Gravity, Great Gatsby

TV: New Girl, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Psych (Come on son!) and Sherlock
Music: Creedance, Steve Miller, Tom Jones, Blue Scholars, De La, J5, Amos Lee, Sambada, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, Third Eye Blind, 30 Seconds to Mars

Food: Anything that I cook, no really I am pretty decent in the kitchen.

Too much to write.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Laughing
Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to beat the barflies at the local trivia night

How drunk me can prank sober me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Wednesday if I'm not out coaching, I try to head over to the trivia night, grab a pitcher and find out all the important information I do not know.

Coaching or training, out grabbing drinks with my cousin, cards against humanity with friends, or traveling for a tournament.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I based a lot of moral decisions when I was younger on how I thought Superman would.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're goofy, weird and try to be funny but no one seems to laugh

You want to build a snowman

You want to go on an adventure

You're horrible at practical jokes

You don't mind quiet moments.

I value loyalty and openness. Someone to laugh with and look at the stars by the lake.

I'm not afraid to express myself. I am very comfortable in my own skin. I have many different passions and am interested in sharing them with someone and learning about yours. Try me ;-).