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sloth143chunk

28 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
If you understand my name you might just have my attention! I can't help but enjoy slapstick comedy movies like Spaceballs and Airplane. Maybe you have a favorite that I haven't seen and we could enjoy?

Just bought my tickets to Brazil for the World Cup in June. I do imagine my father having to go Liam Neeson and rescue me from a yacht. However he is coming on the trip with me so my mother is more than capable of shooting some folks and asking questions later. My favorite chair is a recliner.

When I'm fully recovered from ACL surgery I will be racing in the Zombie Run. The better question is why not?

Oh yea I have about 8 tattoos, 5 of them make up a half sleeve.

Just moved to Alameda so I will definitely be exploring.

I don't know if this will work. However whatever happens, happens. I'd like to date and see where things go.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently finishing my graduate degree at CSU East Bay in sport psychology and physiology. I am a soccer coach for a local youth club and high school. I want to eventually coach at a 4 year college in the short term. I have now ridden a mechanical bull twice and survived.
I’m really good at
Cheesy Jokes and embarassing myself gloriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sherlock Holmes collection, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, World War Z, Y: The Last Man, Into the Wild, and Walking Dead

Movies: Ted, Good Will Hunting, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Boondocks Saints, Kingdom of Heaven, Monsters Inc, Away We Go, Gravity, Great Gatsby

TV: New Girl, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Psych (Come on son!) and Sherlock
Music: Creedance, Steve Miller, Tom Jones, Blue Scholars, De La, J5, Amos Lee, Sambada, Flogging Molly, Oasis, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes

Food: Anything that I cook, no really I am pretty decent in the kitchen.

Too much to write.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Laughing

I seriously can't think of anything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to beat the barflies at the local trivia night
On a typical Friday night I am
On Wednesday if I'm not out coaching, I try to head over to the trivia night, grab a pitcher and find out all the important information I do not know.

Coaching or training, out grabbing drinks with my cousin, cards against humanity with friends, or traveling for a tournament.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I based a lot of moral decisions when I was younger on how I thought Superman would.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your goofy, weird and try to be funny but no one seems to laugh

You want to have a good time

You enjoy nutella

Your horrible at practical jokes