I'm a financially inept idealist with a broad spectrum of hopes and dreams. I want to explore the wonder of the universe, while being human in it. I've come to realize that I have a deeply seeded curiosity for the profound mysteries of existence, and that shouldn't be ignored. I plan on going back to school for Physics. It's the closest possible thing to going to Wizard School, except you can never bathe or sleep. I want to be on the cutting edge of ideas and pursuits that could fundamentally change our understanding of reality. Yes, I figured this out without smoking anything. Ideally, I'd like a day job as a researcher/professor of high energy/particle theory, which would encompass things like string theory and its derivatives. By night I will rock the fuck out.
I love music with a passion; it is life, and I plan on making it an active part of mine. I don't discriminate by genre and have never been able to hone in on a single type of music to pursue. If anything, music production is probably the route for me, since I'd be able to work in a variety of genres. I'm a scene bandit, and everyone who makes and supports good music is part of the same scene. Listening to shitty music doesn't make you an ironic uber-hipster, it makes you retarded. I'd rather listen to Gilbert Gottfried rake a car alarm across a blackboard, then shove the whole thing up the butt of a screaming cat. If you disagree, then you're retarded. Also, clubbing is for douchebags; shows are for people who know how to live.
I enjoy ufology, cryptozoology and other fortean fields often consigned to the "pseudoscience" academic waste bin. Some day, I'd like to publicly try to take some of the stigma and taboo out of these subjects. There's a lot more to the universe than we perceive and understand, and we need smart people thinking about these things. If you disagree, then you're a philistine and you should wear more tinfoil. I'm neither a staunch, skeptical jerkoff, nor a card-carrying member of the "I want to believe" club; balanced skepticism and a scientific mindset is the right way to approach these things.
At the risk of sounding completely full of myself, I'm probably one of the nicest people you'll meet. I have so many karma points that the universe has hit an integer overflow. I'm a mensch, you schmuck! Fuck politics, fuck religion, fuck money, fuck law; can't we all just do the right thing? The fact that these things give our society structure and motivation (particularly money) and/or sow depravity and tragedy (particularly religion) is depressing. Star Trek is how the galaxy should be. Well, except for those Borg assholes.
A successful life is about art, passion and love. Don't confuse passion for obsession and love for lust. And don't confuse art for Kanye West; someone give that asshole a Grammy already, because he's clearly the best of the worst.