Geeky guy who loves living his life absurdly. I suspect I'll turn into Alan Alda when I'm older. I'm a learned extravert, surrounding myself with a tight-knit group of friends, but being sure to spend some time on my own. I get along well with people who wear their quirks on their sleeves. I rarely shoot down a new idea, so long as it's interesting and not hateful in some way.

Finishing college and redefining what adulthood means to me. I'm trying to strike that perfect balance between responsibility and fun. I plan on making bon fires on the river during the summer.

-Coming up with elaborate pieces of fiction and running with them. No, it's not lying. It's different than that, I swear.
-Smelling for truffles in the forest with my specialized snout, then digging them up with my hooves.

That I look like some celebrity that I don't really look like.

Here's a random list: David Bowie, MST3K, Patton Oswalt, Douglas Adams, The Pixies, Kids in the Hall, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Chuck Klosterman, Hüsker Dü, Mr Show, The Cramps, John Hodgman, weird netflix documentaries, books about musicians and filmakers, BAD movies (I've got a high tolerance for awfulness and I like things that make me cringe).

-What breed of dog is best suited for my lifestyle
-Peoples' strange idiosyncracies
-My strange idiosyncrasies
-Whether my life is all just a spin-off of someone else's TV show

Drinking whiskey at a bar or drinking wine at home.

-You want to shoot the shit.
-You want to pick a fight with me. I'll go. Come at me.
-You got a lust for life.