I am very funny and I rarely filter. If I'm thinking it, I'll probably say it. I'm very much a thinker with a strong imagination.

I'm an elementary school teacher. That eats through most of my life. The rest is spent in the company of family and friends and consuming media and nourishment.

playing strategy board games, analyzing text, seeing the other side of things and making lists with four items in them.

is how tall I am. People seem to enjoy commenting on it with abandon. After that, they notice my hilarious jokes.

Book: "Music for Torching" by A.M. Homes; Jerzy Kozinski; "The Well of Loneliness"; "The Four Million" by O. Henry; Daniel Pinkwater; Byrd Baylor

Movie: Pulp Fiction; Rain Man; Johnny Stecchino; Shoot Em Up
Show: 30 Rock; Royal Pains; Revenge; Community

Music: Joanna Newsom; The New Pornographers; The Mountain Goats; Neko Case; Jenny Lewis; Regina Spektor; Ben Folds; Alison Krauss; Lady Gaga

Food: Sauteed Onions; Strawberries; Pasta (All at once!)

board games, books, cheese, imagination, sense of humor and my writing ability.

why the world works the way it does and how it might work in different ways.

hanging out with friends, playing Tichu and talking smack.

My greatest weakness is my grandiloquence. In my quest to be precise in what I say, I often obfuscate my actual meaning.

You understand how to correctly form a sentence.
You like to laugh even when you hate to laugh.