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slthar

24 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am very funny and I rarely filter. If I'm thinking it, I'll probably say it. I'm very much an examiner of life with a strong imagination.
Other adjectives: philosophical, grammatical, avuncular, ridiculous, and clearly, obfuscatory grandiloquence.
I'm pretty easygoing about most things and I make a mean grilled cheese (in that it reduces other foods to tears with its verbal barbs.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an elementary school teacher. That eats through most of my life. The rest is spent in the company of family and friends and consuming media and nourishment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing strategy board games, analyzing text, seeing the other side of things, not finishing projects, listening and making lists with six items in them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is how tall I am. People seem to enjoy commenting on it with abandon. After that, they notice my hilarious jokes. Here's one: Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: "Music for Torching" by A.M. Homes; Jerzy Kozinski; "The Well of Loneliness"; "The Four Million" by O. Henry; Daniel Pinkwater; Byrd Baylor

Movie: Pulp Fiction; Rain Man; Johnny Stecchino; Shoot Em Up
Show: 30 Rock; Royal Pains; Revenge; Community

Music: Joanna Newsom; The New Pornographers; The Mountain Goats; Neko Case; Jenny Lewis; Regina Spektor; Ben Folds; Alison Krauss; Lady Gaga

Food: Sauteed Onions; Strawberries; Pasta (All at once!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
board games, books, cheese, imagination, sense of humor and my writing ability.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why the world works the way it does and how it might work in different ways.
Also, names for my future children: Pizza Bagel, for example.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends, playing Tichu and talking smack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to have like 20 kids and I want each of my children to have 20 kids, so I have 400 grandchildren! (/kidding)
You should message me if
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You understand how to correctly form a sentence.
You like to laugh even when you hate to laugh.
You're are of a world-examining bend.
Or to tell me a hilarious joke.

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