Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's a lot to read. Just pretend you're in college and skim
Honestly, I only joined this site because I thought it would be fun
to see which people I "match" with; I never planned on becoming
somewhat addicted to the questions...some of them are pretty
ridiculous. With that said, my screen name had 0% thought put into
it due to my misconceptions.
Moving on, I'm never great at talking about myself, albeit I'd like
to think that I know myself inside and out. I used to think that I
was satisfactory in keeping my emotions to myself, however it has
been becoming more evident that I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I'm a vegetarian of nearly 11 years, and I've started to dabble in
veganism, but I like to live my life by the phrase "to each his
own". Your personal views are cool with me...as long as you don't
force them upon me.
My favorite activity is people-watching, which may be confused with
rude staring if I get too caught up in it. :/ Because of this, I
have been told that I have RBF--better known as resting bitch
I've been known to come off a little strong--either because I'm
naturally friendly, or because I speak an uncensored mind at times.
In the same token, I'm shy--I have an eye contact deficiency around
I'm not the greatest sports fan...in fact I'm pretty sure I'm
somewhere at the bottom of the fan chain. Football is a huge
turnoff for me.
I've on many occasions been told that I am an old soul.
I am sarcastic, pragmatic, and chivalrous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my undergrad, and I'm looking out onto the horizon. I'm
not entirely sure where I'm going. I've been working at the same
restaurant for over eight years now, in Milwaukee. It's the job
that I've loved the most so far, and my coworkers make it damn near
impossible to hate.
I like to keep busy, and that often translates to working a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a robot. I love to organize spaces and analyze before getting
emotionally involved. I can turn those little buggars on and off at
will. Easier to turn off than on.
I'm really good at sounding like an asshole via text message, (and
to your face) although responsibility (normally) lies in the
improper reception of my sarcasm.
I'm also great at scheduling my time, and I love doing it.
...my wallet--that's a different story.
I also have a knack for seeing people's hidden motives.
*cue eerie music*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm white, but skin color is probably the first thing
anybody notices about anyone.
I've been told that I'm unapproachable by several people.
What I think people notice: my asocial tendencies, followed by my
This is where I tell you that I have purdy eyes, that allow you to
peer into my old robot soul, right? Do robots have souls?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I try to read, but I don't often find time for it.
The Hobbit, Perks of Being A Wallflower, "The Last Vampire" series
by Christopher Pike, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Kafka on the
Palahniuk • Vonnegut • Quinn
Pretty much any movie that involves a bad ass chick.
, 28 Days Later
, Tank Girl
, Dancer in the Dark
, Silence of the
, Mean Girls, The Labyrinth
, Breakfast Club
, 12 Monkeys
, Girl Interrupted
, Hedwig and
the Angry Inch
, Death Note
, and by nature--most Disney
industrial, folk, pop, rock, ambient, chip tunes ...pretty much
everything except for rap and country.
, Alice in Videoland
, Alkaline Trio
, Belle and Sebastian,
, Brand New
, Depeche Mode
, Florence + The
Against, Taking Back Sunday, Garbage
, Ellen Allien
, Kill Hannah
, Birthday Massacre,
Ella Fitzgerald, Lana Del Rey, John Hopkins, etc etc etc....
. I add
about everything. Seriously, the hotter the better. I no longer
think sriracha or ghost chili salsa are spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
[in no specific order]
2. my kitty, Icarus
6. a heartbeat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"what if ..."
I like to play out conversations in my head before I have them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends, or staying in--I've been working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have practically no secrets of myself. Ask away.
I keep my feet outside of the covers.
And I'm super attracted to thick eyebrows and green eyes. Go
You should message me if
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you feel like it*....and you're not crazy*.
*Both are mandatory.
I'll respond to just about anyone; I enjoy friendly conversation.
Please think twice before sending stupid messages.
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