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slutbagel

27 Milwaukee, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:30am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's a lot to read. Just pretend you're in college and skim it.

Honestly, I only joined this site because I thought it would be fun to see which people I "match" with; I never planned on becoming somewhat addicted to the questions...some of them are pretty ridiculous. With that said, my screen name had 0% thought put into it due to my misconceptions.

Moving on, I'm never great at talking about myself, albeit I'd like to think that I know myself inside and out. I used to think that I was satisfactory in keeping my emotions to myself, however it has been becoming more evident that I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I'm a vegetarian of nearly 11 years, and I've started to dabble in veganism, but I like to live my life by the phrase "to each his own". Your personal views are cool with me...as long as you don't force them upon me.

My favorite activity is people-watching, which may be confused with rude staring if I get too caught up in it. :/ Because of this, I have been told that I have RBF--better known as resting bitch face.
I've been known to come off a little strong--either because I'm naturally friendly, or because I speak an uncensored mind at times. In the same token, I'm shy--I have an eye contact deficiency around attractive people.

I'm not the greatest sports fan...in fact I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere at the bottom of the fan chain. Football is a huge turnoff for me.

I've on many occasions been told that I am an old soul.

I am sarcastic, pragmatic, and chivalrous

rawr.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my undergrad, and I'm looking out onto the horizon. I'm not entirely sure where I'm going. I've been working at the same restaurant for over seven years now, in Milwaukee. It's the job that I've loved the most so far, and my coworkers make it damn near impossible to hate.

I like to keep busy, and that often translates to working a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a friend, as a true friend should be. I would do just about anything for my true friends within reason.

I'm really good at sounding like an asshole via text message, although responsibility (normally) lies in the improper reception of my sarcasm.

I'm also great at scheduling my time, and I love doing it.
...my wallet--that's a different story.

I also have a knack for seeing people's hidden motives.
*cue eerie music*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm white, but skin color is probably the first thing anybody notices about anyone.

I've been told that I'm unapproachable by several people.

What I think people notice: my asocial tendencies, followed by my quiet sarcasm.

This is where I tell you that I have purdy eyes, that allow you to peer into my old soul, right? I've actually been told on many occasions that my eyes tell a story of deep sadness. Yeah right, Miss Cleo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Brain candy:
I try to read, but I don't often find time for it.
The Hobbit, Perks of Being A Wallflower, "The Last Vampire" series by Christopher Pike, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Kafka on the Shore

Palahniuk • Vonnegut • Quinn

Eye candy:
Pretty much any movie that involves a bad ass chick.

Aeon Flux, Battle Royal, Black Swan, Resident Evil, Doomsday, 28 Days Later, Cube, Underworld, Tank Girl, Dancer in the Dark, Silence of the Lambs, Mean Girls, The Labyrinth, Breakfast Club, 12 Monkeys, Girl Interrupted, The Craft, Amelie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Death Note, Daria, and by nature--most Disney movies.

Ear candy:
Techno, dubstep, industrial, folk, pop, rock, ambient, chip tunes ...pretty much everything except for rap and country.

Alanis Morissette, Combichrist, Alice in Videoland, Alkaline Trio, Aphex Twin, Ayria, Bjork, Belle and Sebastian, Deadmau5, Tycho, Beyoncé, Brand New, Depeche Mode, Distillers, Fischerspooner, Florence + The Machine, Lady Gaga, Muse, Rise Against, Taking Back Sunday, Garbage, Ellen Allien, Kill Hannah, Birthday Massacre, Regina Spektor, Adele, Ella Fitzgerald, Lana Del Rey, John Hopkins, etc etc etc....

Mouth candy:
Anything spicy, or with curry. I add Sriracha to just about everything. Seriously, the hotter the better. I no longer think sriracha or ghost chili salsa are spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
[in no specific order]
1. friends
2. my kitty, Icarus
3. laughter
4. spontaneity
5. rationality
6. a heartbeat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"what if ..."

I like to play out conversations in my head before I have them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends, or staying in--I've been working Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have practically no secrets of myself. Ask away.

I keep my feet outside of the covers.

And I'm super attracted to thick eyebrows and green eyes. Go figure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it*....and you're not crazy*.

*Both are mandatory.

I'll respond to just about anyone; I enjoy friendly conversation. Please think twice before sending stupid messages.