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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm a geek. A smartass, argumentative, assertive geek, but a geek nonetheless.

I tend to be attracted, through a bizarre, unexplained cosmic shift in gravitational pull, to other geek-type people, who may or may not spend some of their free time in Azeroth, quote movies and webcomics excessively, and think lolcats are one of the highest forms of humour. I really love watching movies, especially horror movies (good or bad), but I define "horror" more on the "scary/suspense" side and less on the "rampant gore." I'm fine with gore, I just think being grossed out is nowhere near as much fun as being freaked out.

I'm a self-professed Slytherin, which sums everything up quite well. (Though I do condone interhouse relationships.) I appreciate a good sense of humour and I generally prefer that humour to be of the witty variety. I don't really condone blah-blahing about your emotions, but I appreciate subtle types and those who understand them.

I'm also a feminist and an atheist, so if either label freaks you out, run now. We probably wouldn't mesh well anyway. :) I'm also a secular humanist, a fangirl, a wannabe guitar hero, a science groupie, and possibly the terror that flaps in the night. If I had my time over, I'd want to be an evolutionary biologist slash palaeontologist slash supervillain. And I hate it when you try to ford the river and your fucking oxen die. :(

Really, if you like the idea of someone waxing poetic on the minutiae of the Harry Potter series, quoting Jurassic Park far more often than is healthy, and getting excited whenever Mythbusters comes on, I'm your gal.

As for what I'm looking for - basically someone I can watch movies with, make laugh (and who'll make me laugh), doesn't take life too seriously (but isn't, you know, living in a cardboard box), enjoys animals and game nights, and can see eye to eye with me on at least the important stuff - if you're looking for a girl to raise your kids and have dinner and a clean house waiting for you when you come home every night, you're barking up the wrong tree. :)

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Wasting it in a hedonistic fog! Slowly accumulating supplies for the imminent zombie apocalypse! Working on a gene sequencer to fill in the missing gaps in dinosaur DNA and start my own theme park!

..No, not really. I'm in law school, since it seemed like a good idea at the time. No idea where I'm going from here, but I'll have a shiny degree to wave around. I just know my future involves a lot of travel, showering myself with gifts, and a house full of animals.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making my friends laugh. And laughing myself. I'm pretty easily amused.

Looking on the bright side of life. :) (Cue whistling?)

Getting into really stupid internet debates (SRS BIZNIS) and pwning. 8D

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

People seem to claim I have a great smile. Which is just as well, because anything mildly amusing will have me grinning like an idiot.

The first thing people notice about me online, I think, is either that I am a complete goof or that I'm very opinionated, depending on what the topic of discussion is.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Jurassic Park (Michael Crichton), Watership Down (Richard Adams), The Lost World (Michael Crichton), Harry Potter series (JK Rowling), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Howl's Moving Castle (Diana Wynne Jones), His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman), Temeraire (Naomi Novik), Desperation/The Regulators (Stephen King), the Sherlock Holmes canon (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Movies: Jurassic Park (surprise!), Iron Man, Resident Evil, Star Wars Trilogy, War of the Worlds, Fight Club, The Last Samurai, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Indiana Jones Trilogy, X2, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Interview With the Vampire, T2, Pulp Fiction, Harry Potter, The Breakfast Club, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Prestige, Nightmare Before Christmas, Disney films

Music: Rock, alt/rock, classic rock, alt/pop, metal, industrial metal, "black" or alt/metal, a little punk, some pop, hilariously awesome eurodance, and anything with lots of guitar. Artists include Eve 6, Metallica, Better Than Ezra, Lemon Demon, They Might Be Giants, Godsmack, Marcy Playground, The Offspring, Rob Zombie, Korn, Queen, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Beatles, Rolling Stones

(Bonus!) TV Shows: Supernatural, House, Law & Order: SVU, Firefly, Monk, Mythbusters, Impact: Stories of Survival (and other awesome medical reality shows), The X-Files, Unsolved Mysteries

Food: filet mignon (medium plz), mushrooms, fruit, cheese (sharp - cheddar or parmesan are best), meat (how was I a vegetarian for six years?), cakes and all manner of baked goods, Thai, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, an occasional Indian... Etc etc.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. The Internet. Yes, what a horrible answer, but it's true. I don't know how I could function without the wide world of Google at my fingertips.

2. Movies. Both going to the cinema and watching at home; I love watching 'em and it'd be horrid to have to live without them.

3. Pets of some sort. They just boost life's enjoyment. I have two cats right now and they drive me insane, but I love 'em.

4. Supernatural. Seriously, do not underestimate my obsession with this show.

5. Books of some sort. I think I'd go nuts with boredom.

6. A nice meal out every now and then. I really hope I get a decent job and am able to treat myself, or I won't be happy.

One thing I could definitely do without? My cellphone. I love my phone, but I hate that its assumed function is a magical summoning device which demands my immediate attention. Seriously.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Whatever interests me at the moment. Whether that be my current obsession (right now, Harry Potter or Supernatural.. seriously), expanding my general knowledge (I can has A Briefer History of Time nao?), or answering whatever stupid question pops into my head via the wonder of Wikipedia. I do not spend a lot of time thinking about school. I am a slacker extraordinaire, I think perhaps that is clear by now. :)

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

In my apartment, yucking it up with squidtarts, possibly on World of Warcraft. Or else over at some good friends', drinking wine and playing goofy board games to all hours of the night. Or out at the movies. But it's highly unlikely you'll find me in a bar.

(Since some people have asked - lulz! - I got no lvl 70's. QQ moar, yeah, I know. My highest is lvl 38 and I play Horde and Alliance, on a mix of server types, and my fav classes are hunter and rogue.. yeah, yeah, yeah. I gank and I like it. I'd level faster if I stopped starting new chars, I swear. Or wasn't, you know, in law school. Sadness.)

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I WILL be coming back for my cats. :(

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're cute and you think I'm cute? (LOLIDK.) Or you live in the area, we have some interests in common, and you wanna come to a game night or catch a movie or something sometime. :)

Really, if this were a newspaper ad, I'd probably put "Smartass, intelligent, assertive Slytherin girl seeking cocky, clever, cunning spoiled brat to laugh at life with." Take that as you will.

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