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smARTassISt

22 / M / Straight / Single

Evanston, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:26pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
All moved into my own place. Trying to meet new people in the area.
I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, impressions, making it weird and not caring, deconstruction, quoting movies (especially ones most people have never seen), Dancing like a fool or doing karaoke when I'm drunk, Listening to people problems and 'talking them off the ledge'.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, they were once described by Alec Baldwin as steel blue pools of ice and like the eyes of a wolf. haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Long Halloween, Hush, Death of the Family, Watchmen, Prey, Saga of the Swamp Thing, The Killing Joke, The Dark Knight Returns, Slaughterhouse V, V for Vendetta, Batman: Year One, Sin City, That Yellow Bastard, Parker, Secret Wars, A Dame to Kill For, 300, Joker, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, The Last Alchemist: Count Cagliostro; Master of Magic in the age of reason,

Movies: Anything Nolan, Layer Cake, Fight Club, Watchmen, Valhalla Rising, any Bond movies, In Bruges, 12 Monkeys, V for Vendetta, Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Valhalla Rising, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, God Bless America, Sin City, 300, Love & Other Drugs, The Descendants, Stranger Than Fiction, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scizzor Hands, Young Frankenstein, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Detachment, Napoleon Dynamite, Dan in Real Life, Moonrise Kingdom, Super, Hall Pass, A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, Looper, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Full Metal Jacket, Django Unchained, The Machinist

Shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, That 70's show, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica (new), Deadwood, BTAS, Misfits, Californication, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Regular Show, The Newsroom, Sopranos, Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, SNL, Boardwalk Empire, The Life and Times of Tim, Episodes, The Office (UK & US), Shameless, Six Feet Under, Fringe, X-Files, Homeland, House of Lies, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Misfits, Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, Band of Brothers, South Park, Luther, The Walking Dead

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, old Linkin Park, Godsmack, Sublime, Nine Inch Nails, Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Hendricks, Gorillaz, Massive Attack, Avenged Sevenfold, Beck, Blue Oyster Cult, Boston, Cage The Elephant, Cake, Chevelle, Daft Punk, Disturbed, Fastball, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stoneage, Rage Against the Machine, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Seether, Stone Temple Pilots, The Black Keys, The Offspring, Smashing Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Tool
The six things I could never do without
Unfortunately many of the things we could never do without have a funny way of disappearing. The one thing I could never truly live without is my art. Sure there are other things I love deeply, but my art is who I am and without it I'm almost certain I'd simply cease to be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How life is circular. How the things we do have consequences that touch others as far as the other side of the globe. How small and insignificant the earth really is to the infinitude of the universe. My art and my novel
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now working, maybe grabbing a couple drinks afterwards
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My ex-stepmother was a dominatrix. Long story
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You want to grab a drink or talk hours about how to solve all the worlds problems or nerdy stuff.