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crank_it_to_11

45 M Kent, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're bored with the usual, take a step toward the unexpected.

I'm a software engineer by day and a hockey player by night. I hike, bike, jog, and do all sorts of other things for fun and exercise. I tend to be very laid back and hard to offend or anger. Maybe that's because I really listen when people talk to me, so I understand what they are saying and can help them see the bright side of a seemingly dark situation.

Interests of mine include the PNW standards of bicycling, hiking, camping, and general outdoorsiness as well as some not-so-standards such as playing hockey or volleyball. I would like to go kayaking sometime and also learn to go cross-country skiing. Maybe you and I could go snowshoeing in the mountains together while the snow falls around us.

I'm not always out and active. I definitely appreciate a night in. I would love to spend an evening cuddling on the couch with you while we watch a movie or read. A perfect night would include a romantic meal, a walk in the moonlight, and a movie while snuggled up on the couch.

I am no fair-weather lover. I will be there for you through good and bad, helping you through the rough times and celebrating the good times right along with you.

My sense of humor runs the gamut from dark humor to total irreverence and word play. I tend to take things literally if I think it's funny to do so.

I'm looking for a strong, smart, honest, and independent woman who appreciates a strong, smart, honest, independent man who treats her well. Ideally, we'll be able to share daily laughter and adventure together. Bonus points if you like to camp and hike. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am established in my career and work for a well-known and very profitable company with lots of opportunity for advancement. I'm good at what I do; I will be going places and I'd like to take you with me.

I try to do what I believe is right and make the world around me a slightly better place for everyone I come in contact with. I recently volunteered for Habitat for Humanity and intend to continue volunteering for them when I can. (How would you like to help build a house together?)

I believe everyone has a right to as pleasant a life as possible, regardless of income, sex, race, color, creed, sexual preference, gender identity, hair color, shoe size, elbow room, tooth count, hairy moles (or bald ones), resemblance to a prehistoric fish, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
touching the tip of my nose with my tongue; finding the positive in nearly any situation; designing and writing software; seeing both sides of an issue; resolving conflicts; writing really lame introductory emails; not stepping on the cat; being honest and open about my feelings; romancing my lady
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my eyes, and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I am partial to sci-fi and fantasy books, especially if there's some humor (think "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and the Discworld books), but I also really enjoy alternate history and historical fiction (Bernard Cornwell, especially). I also read non-fiction; mostly history and biographies.

Music: just about anything, really; the music on my phone runs from classical through folk music and jazz and on to rock, pop, and even a little rap and metal.

Food: I'll eat almost anything, but Indian and Mexican are my favorites. I don't like peanuts.

Movies: Blazing Saddles, This is Spinal Tap, Ghostbusters, Young Frankenstein, Galaxy Quest, The Blues Brothers, A Beautiful Mind, The King's Speech, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally (most romantic comedies, as a matter of fact), most any Star Trek movie (yes, I'm a Trekkie, but not hardcore), the original Planet of the Apes series. I also love really bad "B" movies. Plan 9 From Outer Space is a classic.

TV: I don't actually watch a lot of TV; weeks will go by when I don't turn it on. My favorite shows for when I do watch TV include Red Dwarf, The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Leverage, Futurama, Orange is the New Black, and Hockey Night in Canada.

Shows: Spamalot, Stomp, Phantom of the Opera
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love
makin' love
laughter
a cool night breeze in the bedroom
family (including my kitty Phoenix)
friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What can be done to make the world a better place; what book I'm going to read next; what the world would be like if the South had won the Civil War (or some other major turning point in history had gone the other way); what the heck is Phoenix saying?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either on a date or hanging at home with Phoenix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Very little is private to me. Ask me anything and I will answer. That might be a good way to liven up the conversation if needed for some reason. :-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to laugh. (I guess that doesn't narrow it down a whole lot; I mean who doesn't like to laugh?)

You're very open and willing to talk about yourself. I find openness and honesty refreshing and sexy.

You want to play some cribbage or Scrabble on a cold winter's night.

If I sent you a message and you've gotten this far on my profile, write me back. You might be pleasantly surprised.

If you're bored with the usual, hit me up. I am the unexpected.