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smallfrogge

41 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It was a dark and sultry night, but then it always was in this city of fools and madmen. Even after three years stalking the teaming alleyways and swimming in its cesspool of sex and death, the sultriness made me uncomfortable. I'd never get used to it. But this night was different, because on this night she walked into my office.

She hesitated in the doorway before entering, the streetlight outside casting a silhouette of her figure on my office wall that burned itself into my retinas like a nuclear blast. She moved gracefully as she sat in the chair opposite me and lit a cigarette, while I fought a losing battle not to stare at her legs as they played hide and seek through the slit in her dress. It was when she leaned forward into the light to tell me that she had a job for me that I finally got to see the hardness in her eyes. Even a poor Joe like me could tell this was a lady you didn't cross...

***to be continued!***

I am introverted, odd, and humorous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, reading, learning, daydreaming, writing horribly crap and enjoyably stupid noir fiction short stories

Is in a relationship with bluebec
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, sleeping, laughing, being odd, creating ridiculous and convoluted metaphors

Being funny, making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Head (its large, make of that what you will), height, geekiness, glasses that lack any sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Tolkien, Jasper Fforde, Iain Banks, John Courteny Grimwood, Mike Carey

Movies: High Fidelity, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hellboy, Wallace & Grommit: The Curse of the Wererabbit, Army of Darkness, Serenity

Music: Tori Amos, Feist, Elbow, Zoe Keating, Nine Inch Nails, Curve, Machine Translations, Jon Hopkins, Sufjan Stevens, The Cure, The Church, Muse, Gillian Welch, Mastodon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, books, music, food, humour, oddness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe and everything.

Also how to take over the world as a malevolent dictator.

And where the hell the plot of this story is going to go beyond the first few opening paragraphs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering where the sun went.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I once had a dream that involved Darryl Sommers. Go figure.
You should message me if
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you found a small ornamental llama browsing on your desk.