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smarmyguy

29 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

New York, New York

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Just off camera, an alpaca said something hilarious.

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This was a phase in my travel beard I like to call the 'Abraham Lincoln'. Roatan, Honduras.

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I think the photo really says it all.

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Master spelunker. Kamakura, Japan.

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Yes, those wiggly lights are magic. Frying Pan.

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I'm pretty sure this is the only Machu Picchu photo on this entire site.

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Bad wax museum blues. Monterey, CA

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Prize to the first person to recognize this dog.

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Yes, I am, in fact, single.

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