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smartnsexychef

40 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 37–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly), Other (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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*****IF YOU DON'T LOVE KIDS, STOP HERE AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE. IF YOU WANT MORE BIOLOGICAL KIDS STOP HERE, AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE. IF YOU ARE A COUCH POTATO STOP HERE, AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE.******

Back to the lecture at hand...

I'm sweet. I love old motown music and my kids. I love learning and meeting new people. I can be serious but usually pretty goofy. I am sarcastic with a very slight bitter flavor. Love sincere emotions and heartfelt conversations. Can't stand bull shit. If I say it I mean it. I want to meet cool people. I like creativity and open minds.
I am keen, entertaining, and capricious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am in school again after many years. I'm majoring in Multimedia production.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at baking, but witty banter is next in line, other then that I have no other talents....Ok that's not true. I'm really good at being :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I have to tell you then you really didn't notice...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Kitchen Confidential, Sherman Alexie, Faulker, Diaz
b) Zatiochi (the blind swordsman)
c) Al Green, Stylistic, Curtis Mayfield, MF DOOM and Modest Mouse, Stooges, The Runaways, WuTang, Blackstar, Jack White and the list goes on.
d) Soul Food, Fried Chicken, Greens, Mac n Cheese, Grits, all with lots of hot sauce. I have been doing the healthy thing, so not as much fried foods, i love all the yummy local produce available. I still love my hot sauces, Frank's, siracha and tapatio is what I have at home.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids,Music, Air, Sex, Passion, Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World peace, my family, solving world hunger, god.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am at home watching a movie...doing french homework....honestly I don't get out much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once a really really long time ago (when I was a freshman in high school) I saw Vanilla Ice in concert.

I was once fired from a job for writing " bite me" on a cupcake.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me cause you want to, cause you love life, cause you're happy with yourself, cause you're cute and funny, cause you like to laugh, cause you realize that I realize this a profile and not an essay for a grammar class or just because.

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