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smartypantsky

37 Hillsboro, OR Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me:
A mom of 2
A geek
Nerdfighter
Photographer
Coffee drinker
Free spirit
Open minded
Liberal
Well educated
A reader
A thinker
Funny
A conversationalist
A cook
A picky eater
A dog lover
Allergic to cats
Sweet
Goal oriented
Ambitious
Off key singer
Off beat dancer
Fat
Spiritual
Logical
Caring
Compassionate
Concerned
Passionate
A Poet
A Writer
Imaginative
Art lover
Music, television, movie, play and musical lover
Worth the effort

You:
Not merely interested in sex
Geek or nerd
Likes kids
Likes dogs
Deep desire to dance in the rain
Appreciate people for who they are
Daydreamer
Aimless adventurer
Hard worker
Non-smoker
Shared interests
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am ever evolving. I am moving to Hillsboro and will be on the job hunt right away. I have never even been to Oregon. So, this should be interesting.

I also enjoy spending precious moments with friends, family and especially my kids (I have two--one of each), my sister and my niece.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, poetry, computers, talking, logical thinking, being me and listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a big girl with a big personality. I like to talk and laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love anything that makes me think and makes me laugh. I love to read, but rarely get a chance to read anything longer than a news article these days. Books: Slaughterhouse 5, The Masks of God, Bag of Bones, The Vampire Lestat, Masks of God, From the Corner of His Eye, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Crystal Clear, & Horton Hears a Who..loads of other books.

I also like the crime shows like SVU and Psych. My favorite show is Big Bang Theory and not just because my son tries to sing the theme song! I also watch The Walking Dead and The Following. Love, love, love Kevin Bacon!

Musically, I like everything except most modern country and opera.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my dog, my spirituality, my computer, my phone and my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory and quarks. No. Really. I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddling my kids and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a hopeless romantic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are honest and funny. Also, if you have Netflix recommendations or just want to. I try to answer all messages. So throw caution to the wind and chat me up. :)

I feel the need to add an addendum.

Do not message me if:
You are looking exclusively or even mainly for sex.
Your name on here was sponsored by the letters "s-e-x" or the number "69."
You lack creativity.
You have no long term goals.
You are incapable of holding a job.
You are polyamorous.
You don't like kids or dogs.
You smoke or have cats (severe allergies with my son and me. Sorry.)
You have a problem with people based on sex, orientation, race or creed.
You have a problem with big, liberal chicks who speak their mind, can be downright bawdy at times, who love to laugh, spouts random geek and are intelligent and insightful.

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