I am rowdy, yet exhausted. Sleepy, but seemingly wide awake all of the time. Calm, but can probably finish a beer before you. I am a nerd, but prefer not sitting at home. I am a human thesaurus with awesome hooters.

But really though. I like naps...never have a chance to take them. I actually enjoy homework, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy having many beers and bouncing around on a dance floor until I am sweaty and exhausted. I am brutally honest, but all smiles. I'm most likely the most lovable a**hole you'd ever meet.

I am in clinicals for school (which translates into 8 hours at a hospital with no pay), but who is complaining because I get to stick needles in people and wear pajamas. I tend to fall asleep while reading and wake up with sleep lines all over my face. I wear them proudly, because it's like a badge of honor for how hard I slept. I have a filthy mouth, but you wouldn't know it just by looking at me. I see the good in way too many people and things, which can get me into trouble, because sometimes their good isn't really that great. I am also an avid 'that's what she said' user, because if someone says, "I couldn't get it to fit in there." How can i resist?

Friends have told me I can initially come across as a snotty snobberston, like I am too cool for school. But then, they claim, I warm up and open myself, becoming the completely perverted weirdo that they all know and love. I believe it. So if I come across this way, I'm sorry, and just stick around for a while...

I am in my last year of nursing school for my LPN. I'm heading towards an RN or BSN, I'd like to eventually be a flight nurse or work in emergency pediatrics. I just narrowed having 2 jobs down to having one job..I left behind the mediocre for something amazing. I work with the YWCA(young women and children's association) which is an amazing organization. It feels amazing to be working for someone who strives for change. I rescued a miniature dachshund puppy when he was 5 weeks old, and he is my favorite person on the planet. I call him Buster Moves, and he is my hairy kid. I like sleeping, sleeping, homework, sleeping, and cream stouts. when I have time, I also like hikes in the mountains, drinks in dark bars with friends, dance parties in living rooms, and trying to work on a children's book.

taking long naps, short naps, and in-between naps. making people laugh, making myself laugh, making your mom laugh. Making mom jokes sound funny. Cooking amazing food. winks, hi-fives, and hugs. Having amazing patience with rugrats. Taking a shot of Jameson without making a face. Staying calm in a crisis situation (bloody knees, dead pets, and broken bones). Procrastination. But I'll get back to that later.

my eyes, my boobies, and my awesome hair. My friends have told me that I have big old doe eyes, and it throws them off because I say f**k so much. Maybe also the small hotdog of a pet on a leash, and the fact that I am probably laughing at something, all the time.

Books: anatomy textbooks, The Onion, Eroto Mania, whatever trashy novel tickles my fancy and helps pass the time at work.

Movies: Strange Brew, THX1138, Logan's Run, Garden State, Requiem for a Dream, The Notebook, Chumscrubber, Wristcutters

Music: Alexisonfire, The Bird and The Bee, E-40, Primus, Biz Markie, Aesop Rock, Waylon Jennings, Bjork, Damien Rice, edIT, The Grouch, Rojos Calientes, Prong, No Use For A Name etc....

Food: bison, augh, bison. Also....real mexican food, like egg batter rellenos. And a good homemade macaroni and cheese...

Sleep, family, sex, my friends, cheese, boba tea

Wondering if Buster is at home crapping on the carpet and eating my Chucks. Hoping that I am providing good patient care. Being the next Florence Nightingale. The usual.

Absolutely exhausted, and out somewhere getting rowdy, making a scene, making out, or high fiving while dancing around. There is also a very large chance that I am fully decked out for a night on the town and passed out face down on my bed at 8pm.

I know what your penis is made out of.

Odds are, I don't want to touch it, see it, or explain what that rash is, even though I know what it is, as well.

you can survive on your own.