I also like making this emoticon: 8====D
If this website were featured in a movie, they would artfully change the name to crazy-raper-guy.com.
My friends call me a lovable asshole...which means I am a sweetheart, who will tell you if your breath smells like goat cheese. I'm a smart ass, but also a smart girl..so I believe it translates into me being one witty sonofabitch. I can be offensive, and it's usually by accident. I am quick to apologize, and my jazz hands make it easy to forgive.
If you are not into naps, or at least supportive of the cause, we will not get along, because I will want to be asleep more than you can handle. In all honesty, though, as of late, I have not had much time for napping, so it's quite a treasure when I get to take one. I take sleep very seriously.
I am not afraid to sit at a bar alone and make conversation with the 'regular' sweating out his vodka in the corner. I am very afraid, on the other hand, to become that sweaty regular. So I talk to people, I meet people, I make fun of people, I make fun of myself. I high five people. Because nothing screams 'crazy lady spreading diseases and germs' like high fiving strangers when they do something awesome.
I am brutally honest, I often have no filter, and I will more often than not embarrass you with something I say. I prefer to be around those who thrive on telling the truth, refuse to use bullshit as their mask, and know how to use sarcasm without breaking hearts. I don't put up with lies and laziness of character. I don't have time for it, I'd rather be asleep.
I am half Mexican, so unfortunately (or fortunately) I see this as an opening to make jokes about myself. I need to let loose on my days off, which sometimes involves whiskey, and sometimes involves falling asleep on the porch completely sober. I openly talk about sex, but this does not mean I want a picture of your pixelated wang on my cellphone. I live in the most amazing apartment in the history of space and time with my cat, my stethoscope, and piles of textbooks. Sexy, I know. On an unrelated note, BONER.