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smashcore

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing the graphic design thing and waiting for my plans to take over the world to come to fruition. Yes taking over the world is ambitious but if anyone can do it, I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being on time but besides that I'm an all round kinda guy. Being a ninja. Looking ten steps ahead in a plan but forgetting it after the first step.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't. I notice them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like sci-fi books and movies, action and comedy movies. I like rock and rap music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order of importance: air, water, food, family, friends, and netflix. Also pretending to be a Decepticon because Unicron is my role model. If you don't know who Unicron is then I don't think we will get the kissy kissy part of a relationship "pals for life" is a definite possibility though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very random stuff and the future life I want. How to better myself and where to learn new skills. Also why the hell hasn't the future promised to me happened yet! "Back to the Future 2" promised a hoverboard by 2015 and if I don't have one by then, then I will consider my entire childhood a lie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever I want and enjoying it as much as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me and I'll tell all. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You probably shouldn't. Be safe and never take chances.

*Ahem* A list for convenience:
Cartoons
Anime
Video games
Movies
TV
Narwhals
Audiobooks
Exploration
Alone time
Together time
Funny comics with a dark sense of humor
An understanding that comic books aren't for children anymore and have changed dramatically in recent years for a different demographic.
Science fiction & Fantasy
Gir
Cthulhu
Batman or Superman? (Your answer could effect humanity. Choose wisely)

There's some more stuff to this list that I may put at a later date but the reason for it is this.
If you like most of things, drop what your doing and message me. NOW.
If you like some of these things then there's a 50/50 chance for a relationship that could go above and beyond expectations. Or we could just be homies.
If you don't really like any of these things then I have no idea how the hell you made it this far. Curiosity maybe?
In any of these cases, you should message me because when you get right down to it, I'm a pretty nice guy.