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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:55pm
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing the graphic design thing and waiting for my plans to take over the world to come to fruition. Yes taking over the world is ambitious but if anyone can do it, I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being on time but besides that I'm an all round kinda guy. Being a ninja. Looking ten steps ahead in a plan but forgetting it after the first step.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't. I notice them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like sci-fi books and movies, action and comedy movies. I like rock and rap music.

Salad! Mostly with croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Ok it's pizza. I like pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order of importance: air, water, food, family, friends, and netflix. Also pretending to be a Decepticon because Unicron is my role model. If you don't know who Unicron is then I don't think we will get the kissy kissy part of a relationship "pals for life" is a definite possibility though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the hell I parked...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone. Wandering around the lake or downtown somewhere. Maybe on the train for no apparent reason.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to audiobooks. LOTS of audiobooks.
You should message me if
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You probably shouldn't. Be safe and never take chances.

*Ahem* A list for convenience:
Video games
Alone time
Together time
Funny comics with a dark sense of humor
An understanding that comic books aren't for children anymore and have changed dramatically in recent years for a different demographic.
Science fiction & Fantasy
Batman or Superman? (Your answer could effect humanity. Choose wisely)

There's some more stuff to this list that I may put at a later date but the reason for it is this.
If you like most of things, drop what your doing and message me. NOW.
If you like some of these things then there's a 50/50 chance for a relationship that could go above and beyond expectations. Or we could just be homies.
If you don't really like any of these things then I have no idea how the hell you made it this far. Curiosity maybe?
In any of these cases, you should message me because when you get right down to it, I'm a pretty nice guy.