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smashley5678

25 Mukilteo, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Ashley. Let's get this shit straight right off the bat, I'm only on here to find a few friends and have some good conversation. I'm into someone right now, and I really freaking like that guy. Also, I'm not into any kind of sandwiches, unless it's the food kind, sorry bruh.

I'm currently in the process of going back to school, but I still have no clue what I really want to do with my life. Up until now I was a dog groomer, but I've come to the conclusion that it's no longer "my calling." So I'm gonna take a few random ass college classes and see where it leads me. I do allot of creative writing, and I'm a freelance photographer. I'm the owner of multiple tumblr accounts and a much hated Facebook in which I hardly ever use, because I have better things to do than see what everyone ate for lunch and dinner today, but you can add me and snoop through all my shit if you want to.

I own a bath and body company called Whimsy. So I occasionally turn my kitchen into a soap lab (you know, like a meth lab, but for soap). It's a pretty decent side-gig.
I really want a white lab coat.

I'm obsessed with outer space and wish I never had to live anywhere I couldn't see the stars.

I fucking hate football, Seahawks, and most all things sports. Sorry guys.

Im a huge believer in; big foot, aliens, ghosts, and the unknown. I also believe that wishing wells and shooting stars are magical, and I always wish upon them.

I live to find new places to explore, and new things to take pictures of. I love the ocean, and Ruby beach is currently one of my favorite places. Holy shit, I really want to ride in a hot air balloon.

You can see some of my photography here:
Ashley's Tumblr
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gonna go back to school, in hopes that it leads me down a path to a career I fucking love.

Continuously trying (and failing) to quit smoking, it's a work in progress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse
Writing
Pretty much all artsy shit just in general
Drinking coffee like it was going out of style
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyeballs look pretty cool.
Sometimes my hair is really red, it makes me look like that bitch on the little mermaid.

...I'm a bit of a sarcastic ass hole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't really read, I just wait for the movie to come out.

Movies: I just really fucking love movies, I must see them all, except the scary ones.

Shows: The walking dead, burn notice, whatever netflix gives me.

Music:
Boy bands, the Taylor Swift songs that aren't about her ex boyfriend, and all the shit you stopped listening to after high school. I can jam out to most anything with the exception of jazz, and screaming.

Food: I like animals, especially when their covered in gravy.

As much as I hate to admit it, I think I'm actually getting sick of pizza. I know, that could be a deal breaker.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My little sister
2. The pup
3. Adventure
4. My car and camera (needed for adventuring)
5. Music
6. Toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why you all think beards are cool.
Zombies.
Whatever song is stuck in my head at any given moment.
Roller coasters and rocket ships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, experimenting in the soap lab, acting like a hoodlum, driving to the middle of nowhere to see stars. But usually I'm just sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I joined this dating website.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not a conceited douche just on here to get laid.
You have a job and don't still live with your parents.

You can own your bullshit, and you don't pretend to be something your not just to impress people.