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smashthompson

29 M North Las Vegas, NV

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I am probably moving to Baltimore soon. Sorry to anyone who messaged me, things are a bit different now/falling apart.

To see my "art" go to http://jarafrica.deviantart.com. I am also on MySpace at: http://www.myspace.com/smashthompson

I am wearing, adult, and diapers
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just got out of the Navy. I have a couple different plans, most involve me going to school, since that's free for me now. I don't really know. I'm a card carrying member of the Losers-Without-Direction-Or-Goals club, at least I have free school? Another victory in the battle of self-description.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty good artist, that's pretty much all I am good at. Apparently I might be entertaining in some situations, but I can't say for sure when that might be. I think if ever the world was attacked by Goblins riding atop winged tigers, however, I might be able to keep my cool and save the day, just because I used to play a lot of video games when I was a young lad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, "look at that asshole who looks like everyone else?" Or, "Why is that self deprecating man crying into a toilet mommy?" I am really bad at making myself appealing on this site.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sirens Of Titan, Breakfast Of Champions, Survivor, The Beach, Cat's Cradle, Fight Club, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Z For Zachariah, Dune, Catcher In The Rye, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Odyssey, A Seperate Peace.

Movies: Apocalypse Now!, Flashdance, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Wet Hot American Summer, The Rules of Attraction, Suicide Club, A Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, Monty Python movies, Cure, Akira, Ghost World, Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Rent, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Machine Girl, Fear Of A Black Hat, La Haine, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, etc.

Music: Can, Fugazi, Minutemen, Animal Collective,Yeasayer, Love, Television, Subhumans, Gang Of Four, TV On The Radio, Tortoise, The Velvet Underground, Dead Kennedys, Operation Ivy, Modest Mouse, Sonic Youth, Rainbow Party, Why?, Lightning Bolt, Hella, PRE, AIDS Wolf, Why?, Arab On Radar, Mindflayer, Deerhoof, The Who, The Samuel Jackson Five, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, The Bad Plus, Xiu Xiu, Technology, 31Knots, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Do Make Say Think, Battles, Fishbone, Magma, Don Caballero, Tera Melos, A lot of other stuff I don't want to mention.

Food: WAFFLE HOUSE
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music.
2. "My friends tee hee," Though I just got out of the Navy and won't see most of them ever again.
3. Drawing/Art
4. Drums, a subcategory of number 1, but they are awesome and it is hard to think of six things.
5. Unique people, events, and things that either make you say, "Awesome!" or, "What the hell?"
6. The number six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Drums, Art, Music, Women, How ashamed I am about how much I think about women, Explosions, Ways to avoid dying, Unicorns, Falling down flights of stairs and living but being incredibly embarrassed, How great I think I am, How lame I think I am, How cute I think it is when animals are wearing human clothes, How ashamed I am that I think it's cute when animals wear human clothes, Pink Paint, Green Paint, Seafoam Paint, Wishing I was Ice Cube during his prime, Sharpies, Locked-In Syndrome, Amplifiers, Noise, I think caffeine is leaking out of my skin, Running and the inevitability that I will damage my joints doing so, Inventing cool band names, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Before I left the Navy I would be out in Tokyo or "the Honch." Since I got back I don't really know anyone so I am usually sitting around drawing/painting, watching movies, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't think of anything really private, I'm open about pretty much everything in my life so I don't consider much private.
You should message me if
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Good god, I can't imagine why you should message me? I can be simultaneously great and terrible in the same moment? Also known as Grerrible.