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smaucysauce

23 M Carrollton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wonder how many people forget my name is at the top of my profile. Meh.

I'm Andrew! I'm an interesting chap. Born the third son under the banner of the willow tree, I've seen and experienced some really interesting sights and wonders.

I'm just looking to meet people to enhance my life and share new encounters with. That's all I could ever really ask for.

That being said, I do have certain characteristics I like. I prefer an open minded person, someone who is intelligent, artistic more than athletic, considerate of others feelings, has a job and car, and it really doesn't matter where you live to me. As long as there's a roof over your head, I think you're in great shape :)

Oddly, I don't usually get along with people who I have higher than a 70% match. Most people don't message me back too. I guess I'm a loser or too big a dork for you people.

Some people are insatiably rude for no reason. I ask that you be nice to me as I am nice to you. We do not know one another, so there's no reason why either of us shouldn't communicate in a manner that benefits both parties. Bluntness is also appreciated. We're all adults here. I see no reason to beat around the bush.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WORK. Fuck me sideways. I'm almost always working. Probably because I have two jobs haha.

When I'm not working, I'm usually out and about with people. I don't spend too much time at home but I do enjoy sitting down and smoking a bowl and watching tv or a movie.

I am a BIG marijuana advocate. I smoke everyday. I support it. It is medicine. If you have a problem with this, please move along.

I'm also constantly curious. If you have anything to share that you think I'd like to know, message me!!! I love learning. At the end of the month, my data is almost completely used up haha. I love google!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting a conversation going but it usually gets awkward fast because I'm a terribly awkward person
Cashing bowls
Loading bowls
Playing guitar/singing
Explaining things to the point of confusion because I give waaaay too much detail and people can hardly keep up
Making people comfortable
Smiling
Pokemon/comic books/video games/nerdy stuff
Making up plots on a whim so well that people think I devote hours to them
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Um.... My smile? Fuck if I know hahaha. My awkwardness probably. I don't go around asking people, "Um… excuse me sir/madam, but I was wondering: when you saw me just now, what was the first thing you noticed about me?" How pompous is that shit?

I mean, I'm pretty fucking animated, so yeah, probably the crazy ass shit I'm doing with my hands or face while I'm talking. hahaha I really like story time, so when I tell a story, I get into it and act out scenes.

People have always told me I smell very nice. Hope that counts for something. Whether they're smelling my fabric softener, cologne/body spray, or the bud I just smoked is beyond me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love comic books. Grant Morrison and Alan Moore are some of my favorites. Kingdom Come and Justice are my new favorites by Alex Ross. I'm a big dork/nerd. Ender's Game has been since sixth grade, and probably always will be, my favorite book, although, Fight Club is a close second. All Star Superman and The Watchmen are my favorite comics. If you wanna talk comics or superheroes with me, don't be shy.

August Burns Red, A Day To Remember, Oh. Sleeper, Cake, Weezer, Modest Mouse, Muse, Thrice, The Hush Sound, Local Natives, Eminem, Avenged Sevenfold, ATM, Emery, Atreyu, Gogol Bodello, Incubus, just to name a few bands of the top of my head.

I usually watch cartoons hahaha. But not corny ones. Well Adventure Time is, but that show is also pretty rad. Again, I'm a dork, so of course, I watch Doctor Who, Firefly, and stupid shit like that. I fucking LOVE Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad (bittersweet that it's over), Parks and Rec, and American Horror Story. Fuck those are fantastic.

I'm a big comedy guy. I love John C. Reilly, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Aziz Ansari, Daniel Tosh, Gabriel Iglesias, Russell Brand, Dane Cook, John Pinette, and Louis C.K. to name a few. I like to laugh more than cry or shit myself, so comedy is pretty much my favorite genre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't really hold on to material objects, but here are a few things I would literally be lost without:
Love
Hope
Friends
The cosmic energy of the universe
Curiosity, for without it, what use has imagination??
My hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comic books
Comic book ideas
Shit! Was that a cop?
Where life will take me next
What would it be like to have super powers
Would I make a noble hero or an fiendish villain?
Are you seriously that stupid?
Oh fuck! That was a cop!
Where am I? How did I get lost again?
I'm a Sagittarius. I'm always thinking about something hahaha
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends or family. Going to see a movie. Drinking. Smoking. Partying. Shenanigans. I almost always have bud on me so I'll probably be smoking haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get really angry at stupid people. Like, a little ridiculously angry. Not to the point of violence, but a verbal lashing will follow any purposefully stupid remark made. I don't care if you're my mother or a stranger. Stupidity is not accepted. Ignorance is different. If you don't know the difference, look them up. You have a small computer in your hand. You have no excuse to be a moron.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like awesome times with a funny guy
Shits and giggles
You wanna start a riot or at least a dull roar
You have awesome fun facts to share
420 friendly
What have you got to lose?