I'm Andrew! Son of Joe of the house of the willow. I've seen and experienced some really interesting sights and wonders.
I had this amazing paragraph detailing my ideal partner, but then I realized no one fucking reads my profile. So I can kinda put whatever I feel like on here. This should be fun.
I'm tired of stupid hipster girls, bitches that say they're feminist but they really just want to treat men the way assholes and douchebags have treated them their whole lives. I'm tired of vegans and people who are constantly looking down at others for what they eat or tell them they're destroying their bodies by eating foods made with animal parts. Let people eat whatever the fuck they want. Most vegans I know are alcoholics and chain smokers. Which brings me to my next point: hypocrites. I'm tired of seeing so many people with double standards. And people that are completely oblivious to the way they live. Does no one try to look at themselves through others eyes anymore?
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooonnnnnggggggg