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smaucysauce

23 M Lewisville, TX

My Details

Last Online
Mar 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Andrew. I curse like a sailor. I love tattoos and piercings but only have one tattoo and only my ears pierced. Lame, I know, but it's a work in progress.

I'm here to meet new people and test the waters. Just to see what all is out there. But I'm not looking for anything serious. I'd love to find someone to shoot shit with and hang out if/when things get serious.

I mean, to be honest, I need friends. I don't have many anymore. I started taking medication to help with my anxiety/bipolar disorder, and it made me a different person. Hell, it still does, but I'm working on it. Hopefully, you'll be patient with me, because I think I'm worth your time.
What I’m doing with my life
Focusing on me, honestly. It's been tough adjusting to everything. Between medications and mood swings and regular everyday bullshit, this hasn't been a fun year.

With as trippy hippy as this will sound, I try to find beauty in everything. I try to love everyone, even if they don't deserve it. Not because of karma, but that's just how I was raised.
I’m really good at
Being funny
Starting conversation and keeping it going but it usually gets awkward fast because I'm a terribly awkward person
Blowing smoke rings
Arguing--and I'm not just good at it. I also really fucking enjoy it.
Playing guitar/singing
Explaining things to the point of confusion because I give waaaay too much detail and people can hardly keep up
Making people comfortable
Smiling
Pokemon
Making up plots on a whim so well that people think I devote hours to an idea
Knowing random facts about almost everything and googling what I don't know
The first things people usually notice about me
Um.... My smile? Fuck if I know hahaha. My awkwardness probably. I don't go around asking people, "Um… excuse me sir/madam, but I was wondering: when you saw me just now, what was the first thing you noticed about me?" How pompous is that shit?

I mean, I'm pretty fucking animated, so yeah, probably the crazy ass shit I'm doing with my hands or face while I'm talking. hahaha I really like story time, so when I tell a story, I get into it and act out scenes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love comic books. Grant Morrison and Alan Moore are some of my favorites. Kingdom Come and Justice are my new favorites by Alex Ross. I'm a big dork/nerd. Ender's Game has been since sixth grade, and probably always will be, my favorite book, although, Fight Club is a close second. All Star Superman and The Watchmen are my favorite comics.

August Burns Red, A Day To Remember, Oh. Sleeper, Thrice, The Hush Sound, Local Natives, Eminem, Avenged Sevenfold, Emery, Atreyu, Gogol Bodello, Incubus, just to name a few bands of the top of my head.

I usually watch cartoons hahaha. But not corny ones. Well Adventure Time is, but that show is also pretty rad. Again, I'm a dork, so of course, I watch Doctor Who, Firefly, and stupid shit like that. I fucking LOVE Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad (bittersweet that it's over), Parks and Rec, and American Horror Story. Fuck those are fantastic.

I'm a big comedy guy. I love John C. Reilly, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Aziz Ansari, Daniel Tosh, Gabriel Iglesias, Russell Brand, Dane Cook, John Pinette, and Louis C.K. to name a few. I like to laugh more than cry or shit myself, so comedy is pretty much my favorite genre.
The six things I could never do without
I don't really hold on to material objects, but here are a few things I would literally be lost without:
My loved ones
Hope
My brain
The cosmic energy of the universe
Curiosity, for without it, what use has imagination??
My hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Comic books
Comic book ideas
Shit! Was that a cop?
Where life will take me next
What would it be like to have super powers
Would I make a good hero or an awesome villain
Are you seriously that stupid
Oh fuck! That was a cop!
Will I ever be normal again or will I be on meds my whole life
Normal everyday stresses and worries of life, there's a reason why these are called the "wandering years". Or is it "wondering years"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with friends or family. Going to see a movie. Drinking. Smoking. Partying. Shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get really angry at stupid people. Like, a little ridiculously angry. Not to the point of violence, but a sound verbal lashing will follow any purposefully stupid remark made. I don't care if you're my mother or a stranger. Stupidity is not accepted. Ignorance is different. If you don't know the difference, look them up. You have a small computer in your hand. You have no excuse to be a moron.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like awesome times with a funny guy
Shits and giggles
You wanna start a riot or at least a dull roar
What have you got to lose?