I'm Andrew. I curse like a sailor. I love tattoos and piercings but only have one tattoo and no piercings. Lame, I know, but it's a work in progress. I'm here to meet new people and fuck shit up hahaha. But seriously, fucking shit up is on my bucket list.

I'm pretty damn weird honestly haha. I guess I'm still a huge kid at heart. I've been told I'm also really awkward. I've also been told I have great hair, but I don't see it.

Being a Sagittarius, I love philosophy and talking about random shit and whatever else I can. I love figuring out how things work, but more importantly, why they work and what they gain by working. I tend to over-analyzing things a lot haha.

I'm a huge hippie and am learning to one day become a reiki master. I would love to use my energy to help and heal others. I have some crazy beliefs about energy and the cosmos, so if you're curious, message me. It's interest shit, man haha.

I'm currently a server. Lame, I know, but it puts food on my plate.

I was in school, but life happened and I had to take a break. But I do plan on going back to get my masters or phd in education. My goal is to one day become an English professor.

But in the mean time, I break down social barriers and revolutionize the minds of our youth. Ultimately, I plan on taking over the world.

I'm really good at making people comfortable, writing, being awesome, turning bad situations into good ones, having fun, listening to others ideas/beliefs, doing accents/impersonations (especially after a few drinks), and reading people.

Um.... My smile? Fuck if I know hahaha. My awkwardness probably. I don't go around asking people, "Um… excuse me sir/madam, but I was wondering: when you saw me just now, what was the first thing you noticed about me?" How pompous is that shit?

I love comic books. Grant Morrison and Alan Moore are some of my favorites. The Watchmen is my favorite, not just comic but one of my favorite movies as well. I'm I big dork/nerd. Ender's Game has been since sixth grade, and probably always will be, my favorite book. Orson Scott Card is a bawler. I not only read, but also enjoyed, the Twilight saga books. The movies were ridiculously disappointing. Outside of comics/graphic novels, I don't do much reading.

I really like Italian food. Lasagna is my favorite. Some Chinese from time to time. Pizza is it's own food group. Chili's is always a fantasticle choice. Tex mex has it's place somewhere.

I love metal. Bands like Atilla and A Day to Remember and August Burns Red make my day. ADTR is my favorite band. But I don't only listen to metal. I also love The Hush Sound, Bon Jovi, Walk Off the Earth, Journey, Emery, Eminem, Kings of Leon, Fun, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Def Leopard, Cake. Hell anything really. But jazz. Fuck jazz.

I usually watch cartoons hahaha. But not corny ones. Well Adventure Time is, but that show is also pretty rad. Again, I'm a geek, so I watch anime. But not that often. I mainly just read the Naruto manga. I like Survivorman but am sad it was canceled. Crave me some HIMYM. I enjoy watching football, but that's pretty much the only sport I enjoy watching. Grew up watching Xmen, Spider-Man, Superman, Batman, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, Transformers, Recess, Doug, Rugrats. All those other mathematical 90's shows.

I'm a big comedy guy. I love John C. Reilly, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Aziz Ansari, Daniel Tosh, Gabriel Iglesias, Russell Brand, Dane Cook, John Pinette, and Louis C.K. to name a few.

My best friend, Tyler, whom shares a couple of photos with me
My beliefs
Herb
My phone
Food mmmm
The cosmic energy of the universe

Shit! Was that a cop?
Where life will take me next
What would it be like to have super powers
Would I make a good hero or an awesome villain
Oh fuck! That was a cop!
When people say "never" under the "drugs" category, does that mean like never ever or not anymore or what? Because drugs are pretty cool. Ask any successful author.
Shit like that

Fucking working. Then going out with friends until the bars close or the alcohol is gone or I black out. Usually I black out before anything happens hahaha.

When I'm good and bored, I like to visit other profiles and copy and paste their info and put it on my profile. So if something seems familiar about my page, it's probably because I stole it.

You like awesome times with an awesome guy
Shits and giggles
You're curious about my life and want to get to know me
I don't give a fuck. Just talk to me haha.

****And if you just want sex, DO NOT message me. Please. I am a classy lady. At least buy my dinner before making such a notion.****

^^I'm joking of course. Fuck me if you'd like. I just really want the free meal.