25 Oakdale, PA
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My self-summary
I'm looking for my April Ludgate

I come off as quiet and shy at first until I get to know you and become comfortable. My go to ice breaker is usually offensive comedy in the likes of George Carlin and Doug Stanhope. If you can't deal with disgusting humor, you may find me hard to talk to. But that's okay, I understand some people don't like to joke about some things.

Also, it looks like I'm an INFP. All I know about that is that I'm an introvert and I'm very stuck in my own head.

Small talk is a mystery to me.

I'm kind of an old head when it comes to most things.
The music I enjoy is all from the 60-80s. ( I don't play it very loudly either.)
I like my movies to have a solid plot with some strong characters. I don't need a love story nor do I need the distraction of explosions and car chases (looking at you Michael Bay) I really enjoy a movie that makes you think.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an improvisor with unplanned comedy. When I'm not out doing shows or in class you can find me behind my drum set or watching parks and rec
I’m really good at
Annoying my friends with drawn out improv scenes during casual conversation.
Being slightly pretentious. But I'm working on that one.
Making eggs?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I really don't say much. I'm pretty quiet until I either know you, or I've had a few too many. At that point I become very social and people describe me as "awesome" or "that fucking guy" Not sure if I agree, but I won't argue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
Infinite Jest
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff
Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson.
Flowers For Algernon
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
I, Robot
I Am Legend.
Carl Sagan
The Foundation series
Water for Elephants
God Hates Us All
Fight Club
Beautiful Monsters

Django Unchained
A Clockwork Orange
The Man From Earth
Seven Pounds
The Pursuit of Happyness
Anything by Kevin Smith
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Being John Malkovich
V for Vendetta
Shawshank Redemption
Green Mile
Across The Universe
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Sunset Limited
Reservoir Dogs
Shawn of The Dead
Hot Fuzz
Monty Python
Anything Mel Brooks
Black Swan ( the whole movie. Natalie and Mila was just a bonus to an amazing film)

Comedians(this counts as movies, right?):
George Carlin
Louis C.K
Patton Oswalt
Steven Wright
Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy
Mitch Hedberg
Ralphie May
Marc Maron
...I love comedians

Bojack Horseman
30 Rock
The Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
How I Met Your Mother
Life on Mars
Through The Wormhole
Family Guy
Chappelle's Show
Robot Chicken
Bob's Burgers

The Allman Brothers Band
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
The Doors
The Grateful Dead
Bob Dylan
Pink Floyd
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Traveling Wilburys
Jack Johnson
Iron & Wine
Reel Big Fish
Black Sabbath
Stephen Lynch
System of a Down
Mumford & Sons

The six things I could never do without
A good book
My drum set
Podcasts (comedy bang bang)
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Entirely too much
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a few drinks watching my friends get drunk and fall all over themselves and my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I usually have no idea what's going on.
You should message me if
The site says I've been creeping on your profile or I've "liked" you.