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I come off as quiet and shy at first until I get to know you and
become comfortable. My go to ice breaker is usually offensive
comedy in the likes of George Carlin and Doug Stanhope. If you
can't deal with disgusting humor, you may find me hard to talk to.
But that's okay, I understand some people don't like to joke about
Also, it looks like I'm an INFP. All I know about that is that I'm
an introvert and I'm very stuck in my own head.
Small talk is a mystery to me.
I'm kind of an old head when it comes to most things.
The music I enjoy is all from the 60-80s. ( I don't play it very
I like my movies to have a solid plot with some strong characters.
I don't need a love story nor do I need the distraction of
explosions and car chases (looking at you Michael Bay) I really
enjoy a movie that makes you think.
I still don't understand why gay marriage is an "issue." If it
doesn't affect your life, why waste your time getting so upset
about who loves who?
I also support abortion, but after talking with my mother on the
subject so many times I understand why people have a problem with
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a computer programmer for the moment.
I play guitar (poorly) and drums (badly)
I have recently stopped smoking pot every day and am now looking
for new hobbies and joys in life.
...I'm open to suggestions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sharing common interests with most of the people that I
Being slightly pretentious. But I'm working on that one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I really don't say much. I'm pretty quiet until I either know
you, or I've had a few too many.
But once I've had a beer or two I become very social. At that point
most people describe me as "awesome" Not sure if I agree, but I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson.
Flowers For Algernon
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
I Am Legend.
The Foundation series
A Clockwork Orange
The Man From Earth
The Pursuit of Happyness
Anything by Kevin Smith
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Being John Malkovich
V for Vendetta
Across The Universe
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Shawn of The Dead
Anything Mel Brooks
Black Swan ( the whole movie. Natalie and Milan was just a bonus to
an amazing film)
Comedians(this counts as movies, right?):
...I love comedians
The Walking Dead
How I Met Your Mother
Life on Mars
Big Bang Theory
Through The Wormhole
The Allman Brothers Band
The Grateful Dead
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Iron & Wine
Reel Big Fish
System of a Down
Mumford & Sons
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I use most of my brain power trying to understand how
and why we exist. But, without a degree in any formal science my
ideas tend to lean more towards science fiction than fact. But I
intend to change that one day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a few drinks watching my friends get drunk and fall all over
themselves and my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually have no idea what's going on.
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