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smerritt

25 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Do you want to play a game? Can you count how many comma splices I have on my page? You're probably wondering if I did this on purpose or if I'm just really aware of my bad grammar. Neither, this is just a ploy for you to read my profile. My self-summary is as follows...

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

That quote is by the late Maya Angelou and I try my best to live by it. We can come to an agreement that no one is perfert but it's my job as a living, breathing person to treat everyone like they matter.

I'm a teacher and I absolutely love being able to do what I do Errday. When I'm not working I'm technically still working as a comedian. I do everything from stand-up, improv, and I write and perform sketches. There are two things I look for in a woman. The first is intelligence, it's simple I'm no dummy and I hate talking to dummies. The second is having a sense of humor. Let's laugh a stupid shit together.

A life without laughter is a life not worth living

-This Guy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm really into Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taboo. I'm just really good at it for some reason.

Impromptu DJing and Bartending at house parties

I don't want to brag but I'm pretty good at doing the Cupid Shuffle. And any other stupid dance that was invented in the last decade.

Seeing the humor in everything. I live to laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always look like I'm about to laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I've enjoyed reading
Breakfast of Champions
World War Z by Max Brooks
Blue Light by Walter Mosley
The Strain trilogy by Guillermo Del Toro
Salem's Lot by Stephen King
Dawn by Octavia Butler
Prey by Michael Crichton
Manchild in the Promise Land by Claude Brown
Cube Libre by Elmore Leonard
Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry
The Glory Field by Walter Dean Myers

I love movies. I have an intensive, pointless knowledge on movies. I don't have a favorite I just enjoy watching them.

Apparently, I'm a fan of a lot of TV shows that end up getting canceled. Show like: Firefly, Jericho, Almost Human, Happy Endings, and Arrested Development.

My taste in music is vast. I won't make a list out but I will give you my top 7 most played artist on Spotify.
Kendrick Lamar
Alabama Shakes
Frank Ocean
Janelle Monae
Childish Gambino
The Roots
Robert Glasper Experiment
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Real friends
My sense of humor
Music
My naps(that's not a joke)
Vitamin C ( No scurvy for me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes, let me explain. I perform improv/ stand-up from time to time. I'm constantly thinking of new material.

If you visit my profile, does mean I should message you? I know there are lots of women who want men to make the first move. Some people just visit profiles just to visit. How do I know you want me to message you. If you don't say anything. Perhaps, it depends on the number of times you visit. Oy vey!! I have think about this for a minute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a perfect Friday night I meet up with my friends and bring my friend Jameson(whiskey) . Good music is played and we dance until we get hungry. We hit up a Mexican joint and dine on the best tacos we swear we've ever had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have chiroptophobia. Which is a fear of bats. No joke, if we're together and I see a bat you're on your own. Fair Warning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're down for a good time, a good laugh, and good company

you're a whiskey drinker