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26 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 30
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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First let me weed out the crazy folk. I don't like cats, there I said. Carry on. Hit that back button, you crazy fucker. My hatred for cats comes from what my family calls, "the catvasion". Shit got real. Enough of that, here's what I think you need to know about me.

I work for a non-profit, where I get to work with some amazing kids everyday. When I'm not working I'm technically still working as a comedian. I do everything from stand-up, improv, and I write and perform sketches. I'm a simple man. I like my whiskey straight, I like my tacos chicken, and I like my women funny. I'm also trying to get in the best shape of my life without going to the gym. S/o to Insanity and P90X.

Apparently, I need to mention that the beautiful girl in my picture is my niece. I just figured I could profit off her adorableness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm really into Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the " I think whiskey would go well with that" game.

Impromptu DJing and Bartending at house parties

I don't want to brag but I'm pretty good at doing the Cupid Shuffle. And any other stupid dance that was invented in the last decade.

Terrible Accents
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always look like I'm about to laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I've enjoyed reading
Breakfast of Champions
World War Z by Max Brooks
Blue Light by Walter Mosley
The Strain trilogy by Guillermo Del Toro
Salem's Lot by Stephen King
Dawn by Octavia Butler
Prey by Michael Crichton
Manchild in the Promise Land by Claude Brown
Cube Libre by Elmore Leonard
Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry
The Glory Field by Walter Dean Myers

I love movies. I have an intensive, pointless knowledge on movies. I don't have a favorite I just enjoy watching them.

Apparently, I'm a fan of a lot of TV shows that end up getting canceled. Show like: Firefly, Jericho, Almost Human, Happy Endings,Flash Foward and Arrested Development.

My taste in music is vast. I won't make a list out but I will give you my top 7 most played artist on Spotify.
Kendrick Lamar
Alabama Shakes
Run the Jewels
Janelle Monae
Childish Gambino
The Roots
Robert Glasper Experiment
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Potbelly. I can't go two weeks without a fix.
Real friends.
The music of Motown.( I grew up in a household where it was played often)
My family.
Vitamin C ( No scurvy for me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes, let me explain. I perform improv/ stand-up from time to time. I'm constantly thinking of new material.

If you visit my profile, does mean I should message you? I know there are lots of women who want men to make the first move. Some people just visit profiles just to visit. How do I know you want me to message you. If you don't say anything. Perhaps, it depends on the number of times you visit. Oy vey!! I have think about this for a minute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a perfect Friday night I meet up with my friends and bring my friend Jameson(whiskey) . Good music is played and we dance until we get hungry. We hit up a Mexican joint and dine on the best tacos we swear we've ever had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have chiroptophobia. Which is a fear of bats. No joke, if we're together and I see a bat you're on your own. Fair Warning.
You should message me if
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you're down for a good time, a good laugh, and good company

you watch the show Hemlock Grove, seriously I don't know anyone else who watches it. I need someone to talk to about it.

you're a whiskey drinker