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smerritt

26 Detroit, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I don't like cats is that a deal breaker? Random thought. I'm on here for two completely different reasons. The first is to met someone to date and see what happens from there. The second is to build my social circle in the metro Detroit area. I just moved back to Detroit(via Chicago) and could use some more friends. This is the one situation where I don't mind being friendzoned.

I work for a great organization, where I get to work with some amazing kids everyday. When I'm not working I'm technically still working as a comedian. I do everything from stand-up, improv, and I write and perform sketches. I'm a simple man. I like my whiskey straight, I like my tacos chicken, and I like my women funny.

I like to stay active and I hate standing still. I love to be outdoors as much as I love watching Netflix. I'd like to think that I'm the perfect combination between a couch potato and a fitness junkie.

Apparently, I need to mention that the beautiful girl in my picture is my niece. I just figured I could profit off her adorableness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm really into Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the " I think whiskey would go well with that" game.

Impromptu DJing and Bartending at house parties

I don't want to brag but I'm pretty good at doing the Cupid Shuffle. And any other stupid dance that was invented in the last decade.

Terrible Accents

Getting Shit Done
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always look like I'm about to laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Breakfast of Champions
World War Z
Blue Light
The Strain trilogy
Salem's Lot
Dawn
Prey
Manchild in the Promise Land
Cube Libre
Patient Zero
Song Yet Sung

I love movies. I have an intensive, pointless knowledge on movies. I don't have a favorite I just enjoy watching them.

Apparently, I'm a fan of a lot of TV shows that end up getting canceled. Show like: Firefly, Jericho, Almost Human, Happy Endings,Flash Foward and Arrested Development.

My taste in music is vast. I won't make a list out but I will give you my top 7 most played artist on Spotify.
Kendrick Lamar
Alabama Shakes
Run the Jewels
Janelle Monae
Childish Gambino
The Roots
Robert Glasper Experiment
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
Real friends
Laughter
The music of Motown.( I grew up in a household where it was played often)
My family
Vitamin C ( No scurvy for me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes, let me explain. I perform improv/ stand-up from time to time. I'm constantly thinking of new material.

Is Andre 3000 ever going to drop an album? Is there ever going to be another Outkast album?

If I can put Sriracha on it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Napping and Netflix are usually involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have chiroptophobia. Which is a fear of bats. No joke, if we're together and I see a bat you're on your own. Fair Warning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're down for a good time, a good laugh, and good company

you enjoy a good perfectly timed "That's what she/he said" joke. I can't help it anymore, sometimes it just comes out.

you're a whiskey drinker