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My self-summary
I basically need to explain why I'm should be worth your time; while simultaneously trying not to come off like I'm bragging about myself. That's easier said than done, but I with attempt to speak my piece.

My job as a teacher keeps me pretty busy. My second job as a bartender, keeps me fully stocked with singles. My Netflix addiction keeps me up at night. My passion for comedy keeps my creative side engaged. My love for fitness keeps me sane. My appalling texting skills keeps me single. I'm actively trying to get better at that last one.

I should definitely add that I don't like cats. I don't hate cats, I mean I won't kick a cat if I see one. I just prefer dogs. If that's a deal breaker, I guess I won't be hearing from you
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm really into Netflix.
I’m really good at
D.W.T - "Driving While Turnt"

Impromptu DJing and Bartending at house parties

I don't want to brag but I'm pretty good at doing the Cupid Shuffle. And any other stupid dance that was invented in the last decade.

Terrible Accents
The first things people usually notice about me
I always look like I'm about to laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last book I read was "Outliers: The Story of Success" by Malcolm Gladwell.
I'm currently reading "Parable of the Sower" by Octavia Butler.

I love movies. I have an intensive, pointless knowledge on movies. I don't have a favorite I just enjoy watching them.

Apparently, I'm a fan of a lot of TV shows that end up getting canceled. Show like: Firefly, Jericho, Almost Human, Happy Endings,Flash Foward and Arrested Development.

My taste in music is vast. I won't make a list out but I will give you my top 7 most played artist on Spotify.
Kendrick Lamar
Alabama Shakes
Run the Jewels
Janelle Monae
Childish Gambino
The Roots
Robert Glasper Experiment
The six things I could never do without
A good book
Real friends
The music of Motown.( I grew up in a household where it was played often)
My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jokes, let me explain. I perform improv/ stand-up from time to time. I'm constantly thinking of new material.

Is Andre 3000 ever going to drop an album? Is there ever going to be another Outkast album?

If I can put Sriracha on it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking or "Netflixing" Responsibly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have chiroptophobia. Which is a fear of bats. No joke, if we're together and I see a bat you're on your own. Fair Warning.
You should message me if
you're down for a good time, a good laugh, and good company

you enjoy a good perfectly timed "That's what she/he said" joke. I can't help it anymore, sometimes it just comes out.

you're a whiskey drinker