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smert4u

40 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Travelling, wine, the color purple, and more.
Read the limericks below to see what else is in store.
Just got a new puppy
To replace a dead guppy.
Damn, now I have to clean poop off this floor.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle of 24,000 pieces.
As time marches on, my frustration increases.
I make an insistence
That you provide assistance.
In exchange for wine and a whole lot of Reese’s.
I’m really good at
Cooking is now one of my most favorite things.
Allowing my creativity to spread its wide wings.
The Vitamix is my new toy
It can even chop bok choy ;)
While preparing, feel free to tug at my apron strings.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is it my soft hands, nice ass, or big smile?
No reason to think on this for a while.
In fact it’s all three
They’re so easy to see.
Cause it sure ain’t my lame sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Catcher in the Rye, It, 1984, and various sci-fi.
Currently a read-more-articles-than-books kind of guy.
I have too much ADD
To read books in entirety.
Or maybe it’s because they always make me cry.

MOVIES:
Every Rocky movie, Back to the Future, and The Matrix.
Books rarely transfix me as well as these great flicks.
I live by the Drive-In
Where I watch with a red Zin.
And use Off! to deter all the annoying gnats and ticks.

SHOWS:
Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld, The Walking Dead.
These are several shows that run through my head.
Jon Stewart and Bill Maher too
To me they speak it so true.
I also aimlessly channel surf while cuddling in bed.

MUSIC:
I love R&B, funk, 80’s, old school, and all dance
These are the genres to which I fall into a trance.
Find me at the Lounge of Clermont.
Just look for the dancing savant.
Would you care to join me out there perchance?

FOOD:
I love it all, but faves are Thai, Italian, and B-B-Q.
Of course, plain old American will always do too.
Pinnacle of cuisine is football season.
Without wings, it is all but sick treason.
Yet watching the Jets makes me want to spew.
The six things I could never do without
6 favorite things in CAPS:

FIRST KISSES are often so great,
Especially if I ROOFIE my date.
I use CHAPSTICK and LAUGHTER,
So we'll be FRIENDS soon after,
And BIBLICALLY follow our fate

(obviously I don't roofie my date and I am not into the Bible)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh the plethora of things I perpetually ponder…
Life would be better if I could just endlessly wander
On Earth or to the stars.
First stop is sure to be Mars.
Will respond to OKC messages with my Star Trek transponder.
On a typical Friday night I am
I’m no Katy Perry but like Friday night fun!
It’s always better with more than just one.
What shall we do?
Watch old Scooby Doo?
Or top each other with the funniest pun?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Do I have some weird purple mole on my thigh?
Or is my red beard created from simple hair dye?
It’s neither of those,
Or that I have thirteen toes.
It’s that I really love songs by Air Supply.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like fun and connecting with someone new,
Or because your last date totally blew.
You're hopefully poly,
Or perhaps privy to folly,
Or maybe you're another kinky Jew.