i am a geek, a dork, a nerd.

but i am also funny and smart.

SO THERE!

books: gees. um. there are so many. but easier to list fave authors, i think: salinger, palahniuk, irvine welsh, augusten burroughs, coupland, david sedaris, dan brown, dan savage.

also: anything about jfk...stuff about henry VIII.....um, the dragon tattoo trilogy...and i just finished loving the heck outta game of thrones...can i come back to this?

let's move on to movies, which is also gonna be a list: boondock saints, dazed and confused, star wars, fight club, training day, kevin smith joints, superhero stuff (batman, avengers...you know, stuff) reservoir dogs, napoleon dynamite, juno, old school, west side story, pulp fiction, anchorman, elf, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, friday. office space, inglorious basterds, good will hunting, braveheart, meet the parents, kill bills, and the rocky movies.

on the teevee: archer, always sunny, true blood, game of thrones, weeds, 30 rock, the wire (i don't care if it is over...it will never be truly gone), louie, jeopardy!, TUF, family guy...and househunting shows in the home and garden channel or whatever. law & order: svu, hell's kitchen, the office.

music: gees. also so many. my favorite band is called soul coughing. and by extension, the former lead singer, mike doughty. also...tribe called quest, tricky, journey, the cure, rem, eminem, atmosphere, culture club, outkast, the doors, foster the people, linkin park, elvis, violent femmes, sublime, snoop....for real, we could be here all night. i like old school rap and hip-hop. i like cheesy 80s stuff. i like classic rock. i have a HUGE fascination with mashups and bizarre covers of songs done in an entirely different style from the original. i like almost everything. no country or emo crap or death metal. otherwise, bring it on.

<...insert obligatory "air, food, water" quip here...>

now on to the first world (and more interesting) portion of this answer:

*my dvr
*q-tips
*my kindle
*my drill (seriously. since buying a house, i've needed it more than i ever anticipated)
*twizzlers nibs
*420

...whether george r. r. martin will die before completing the song of ice and fire....

...whose job it is to think up the "jeopardy!" questions, and how can i get the hook up on that?...

...(speaking of jeopardy!) what my seven dream categories on jeopardy! would be (mega insane bonus points if you can name the book *that* is from)...

....how most of my worries are white girl problems and, in the grand scheme of things, i'm pretty damn lucky...

i can fit my entire fist in my mouth. this is not because i have an unreasonably large mouth, but because i have exceedingly small hands. for real, like carnival folk. but not like kristen wiig on snl. however, they are closer to that end of the spectrum than to that of lana from archer.

also, i heart pop culture references.