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38 Pittsburgh, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 32-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Has kid(s)
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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i am a geek, a dork, a nerd.

but i am also funny and smart.

What I’m doing with my life
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mostly this:
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: gees. um. there are so many. but easier to list fave authors, i think: salinger, palahniuk, irvine welsh, augusten burroughs, coupland, david sedaris, dan brown, dan savage.

also: anything about jfk...stuff about henry, the dragon tattoo trilogy...and i just finished loving the heck outta game of thrones...can i come back to this?

let's move on to movies, which is also gonna be a list: boondock saints, dazed and confused, star wars, fight club, training day, kevin smith joints, superhero stuff (batman, know, stuff), reservoir dogs, napoleon dynamite, juno, old school, west side story, pulp fiction, anchorman, elf, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, friday. office space, inglorious basterds, good will hunting, braveheart, meet the parents, kill bills, and the rocky movies.

on the teevee: archer, always sunny, true blood, game of thrones, the league, 30 rock, the wire (i don't care if it is will never be truly gone), louie, jeopardy!, TUF, family guy...and househunting shows on the home and garden channel or whatever. law & order: svu, hell's kitchen, the office.

music: gees. also so many. my favorite band is called soul coughing. and by extension, the former lead singer, mike doughty. also...tribe called quest, tricky, journey, the cure, rem, eminem, atmosphere, culture club, outkast, the doors, foster the people, linkin park, elvis, violent femmes, sublime, snoop....for real, we could be here all night. i like old school rap and hip-hop. i like cheesy 80s stuff. i like classic rock. i have a HUGE fascination with mashups and bizarre covers of songs done in an entirely different style from the original. i like almost everything. no country or emo crap or death metal. otherwise, bring it on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
<...insert obligatory "air, food, water" quip here...>

now on to the first world (and more interesting) portion of this answer:

*my dvr
*my kindle
*my drill (seriously. since buying a house, i've needed it more than i ever anticipated)
*twizzlers nibs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...whether george r. r. martin will die before completing the song of ice and fire....

...whose job it is to think up the "jeopardy!" questions, and how can i get the hook up on that?...

...(speaking of jeopardy!) what my seven dream categories on jeopardy! would be (mega insane bonus points if you can name the book *that* is from)... most of my worries are white girl problems and, in the grand scheme of things, i'm pretty damn lucky...

also: coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i can fit my entire fist in my mouth. this is not because i have an unreasonably large mouth, but because i have exceedingly small hands. for real, like carnival folk. but not like kristen wiig on snl. however, they are closer to that end of the spectrum than to that of lana from archer.

also, i heart pop culture references.
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you know what i've noticed? there are men on here who have perfected the art of sending a canned greeting message which they send to all girls, pretty much verbatim each time. while i understand that it's difficult to think up a new opening line for every woman you find interesting, and you probably like the one you think is witty, i find it sort of insulting. :)