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smilingcow77

36 M Mount Pleasant, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a person. I shower. I sleep. I eat. I also do other interesting things......yay! I am super fucking cool!
What I’m doing with my life
Owe student loan money and work an ok job.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating. Reading on the toilet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Writers: Herman Melville, Henry David Thoreau, J.D. Salinger, Gore Vidal, E.L. Doctorow, Hemingway.....I could list more but I don't feel a need to. Plus it would be waaaay too long.

Movies: Documentaries of all types, Gummo (anything done by Harmony Korine), Cool Hand Luke, Scarface, Zatoichi, Romper Stomper, Kwaidan, There Will Be Blood......I don't feel a need to list more, as yet again it would be waaay too long. With that said, I also really love a lot of Asian cinema. I also dig anything the Coen Brothers have put out.

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Cheers, King of the Hill, all of Anthony Bourdains shows, The Walking Dead.....not gonna list anymore.

Music: It would take way too long to list all my faves, so I will list my top 3: Dinosaur Jr, Nomeansno, Ramones....with that said, I dig music all across the spectrum.

Food: I am one of the least finicky eaters out there. Bloody steaks off a charcoal grill. Sushi. Slow and low BBQ of any type. I am not a vegetarian by any means, but I love a lot of vegetarian/vegan staples such as falafel, hummus, and tofu. Mushrooms. Braunschweiger on crackers with stone ground mustard. Pickled Herring on crackers. Chips and salsa/bean dip/whatever. Anything spicy as hell. Blue cheese ( I am a bit obsessed with blue cheese. ) Peppers across the spectrum. Fried chicken. Oranges. Franks Red Hot. No frills, relatively thin crust pizza cooked in a super hot oven.......this is such a randomly put together list....Oh yeah, I often get cravings for bologna sandwiches and hot dogs. Never put ketchup on a hot dog!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Music
Good friends
Food
Books
Family
A fan when I sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is the world so fucked up? How many sociopaths do I know? Am I a nihilist? Are all religious fundamentalists insane?.....I think about a lot of shit. Just depends on whats going on in my life. But I think that's how it is with everyone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Makin' rap videos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness. I am a pretty militant agnostic nowadays. That isn't really private at all, but I feel it is somewhat fitting, as I cannot think of anything else to put here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You know how to type.