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smirch

32 / M / straight / Single

Preston, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Gemini
Education
college/university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am amiable, wry, and reticent.

My Self-Summary

I'm the bloke on the brightly-coloured motorcycle that you may just, if you wind your window down, hear singing badly as I make my way on by.

I shut up at traffic lights.

What I’m doing with my life

I was wondering that myself.

I’m really good at

Omelettes.

The first things people usually notice about me

Depends on whether they like what they see.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Anything by Clive Barker or Mary Gaitskill.

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Leaving Las Vegas, American Beauty, Brokeback Mountain, Lost In Translation, Girl With A Pearl Earring, and Little Children.

Music: Nine Inch Nails, Pixies, Led Zeppelin, Slipknot, The Distillers, Rage Against the Machine, L7, The Smiths, Queens of the Stone Age, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, and 7 Year Bitch. I get along fine with most music involving a guitar, though there are exceptions.

Food: Vegetarian. Especially if it includes mushrooms, spinach, or aubergine.

The six things I could never do without

A motorcycle, a glimmer of hope, and the illusion of freedom.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Open that particular can of worms, and we’re likely to be here all night.

On a typical Friday night I am

Staring, quite often blankly, at a screen of some sort.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I still haven’t bothered learning to drive.