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smirch
32 / M / straight / Single
Preston, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Buddhism
- Sign
- Gemini
- Education
- college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am amiable, wry, and reticent.
My Self-Summary
I'm the bloke on the brightly-coloured motorcycle that you may
just, if you wind your window down, hear singing badly as I make my
way on by.
I shut up at traffic lights.
I shut up at traffic lights.
What I’m doing with my life
I was wondering that myself.
I’m really good at
Omelettes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on whether they like what they see.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Anything by Clive Barker or Mary Gaitskill.
Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Leaving Las Vegas, American Beauty, Brokeback Mountain, Lost In Translation, Girl With A Pearl Earring, and Little Children.
Music: Nine Inch Nails, Pixies, Led Zeppelin, Slipknot, The Distillers, Rage Against the Machine, L7, The Smiths, Queens of the Stone Age, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, and 7 Year Bitch. I get along fine with most music involving a guitar, though there are exceptions.
Food: Vegetarian. Especially if it includes mushrooms, spinach, or aubergine.
Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Leaving Las Vegas, American Beauty, Brokeback Mountain, Lost In Translation, Girl With A Pearl Earring, and Little Children.
Music: Nine Inch Nails, Pixies, Led Zeppelin, Slipknot, The Distillers, Rage Against the Machine, L7, The Smiths, Queens of the Stone Age, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, and 7 Year Bitch. I get along fine with most music involving a guitar, though there are exceptions.
Food: Vegetarian. Especially if it includes mushrooms, spinach, or aubergine.
The six things I could never do without
A motorcycle, a glimmer of hope, and the illusion of freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Open that particular can of worms, and we’re likely to be here all
night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staring, quite often blankly, at a screen of some sort.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I still haven’t bothered learning to drive.
