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smirking1

29 Morristown, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a history geek. I love finding a good story to tell about interesting people and places in the past. I’ve traveled around the states for work (park ranger and historical interpreter) and around the world for fun. I love traveling to a new place, digging into its history, eating its food, and finding out what makes it special. (Most interesting place so far is either Peru or Cambodia. Peru.)

Most of my jobs have been outdoors, where I’m happiest. When I have to be inside, I like an old-fashioned pub, with good friends (or good strangers) and a fun conversation. I’ve never been accused of keeping my opinions to myself or of being quiet. I love a healthy debate with an interested partner. My friends consist of an inexplicably high number of teachers, actors, seamstresses and costume/fashion designers.

I like amber lagers with a strong malt component, quiet nights in and late nights out, home cooked meals, summer peaches, and Irish pubs. I'm supposed to let you figure this out, but I'm an overly sentimental cynic who secretly wishes that life was as well scripted as an Aaron Sorkin drama or a quirky indie comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After 8 years of moving around the country as a seasonal Park Ranger, I've decided to settle down and add a little more stability to my life. I've worked in parks and museums most of my life and I recently started at farm museum, which is what started me in the field to begin with.

I just moved here (late January) from the DC area and would like to explore the area and what it has to offer. I'm looking forward to exploring new hiking trails this spring.

I don't know how I ended up in livestock husbandry, but here I am. I love my critters. It's a strange world we live in. I am a living history farmer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Storytelling. Camping. Getting sucked into movies and tv dramas. Trying out new recipes and cooking from scratch. Convincing people I live on a farm just before the Revolutionary War. GGG, switching, public play. Exploring the world, I think I'm up to 15 countries, something like that. I like board games, Euro-games but don't get enough chances to play.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no indoor voice.
My hair is long.
I have a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer nonfiction and historical fiction, but I have to confess to reading some good fluff lately.

Movies: For Love of the Game, Saved!, Rudy, Good Night and Good Luck, Igby Goes Down, The Hammer, It's Kind of a Funny Story, long way Down, Casablanca.

Dark comedy, introspective drama, and superhero movies. Indie films and Marvel movies, that sums it up.

TV: Aaron Sorkin's shows, Bones, Buffy, Restaurant: Impossible, Nurse Jackie, Star Trek (TNG & DS9 mostly). I like strong writing and witty dialogue. Laugh tracks will kill any interest I had in a show, except Big Bang Theory - which is slowly winning my heart.

My Netflix account will reveal that i've caught myself up on a number of mediocre sci-fi shows. I used to watch some of the cooking reality shows, but not anymore.

Music: I like some music, I dislike much more music than I like. I'm both eccentric and vary narrow-visioned in my musical tastes. I'm surprisingly fond of what DC101 was playing the last few years, alternative rock. Every few years I get back into country, it goes through phases as the music does.

Food: Anything but octopus, prepared pretty much any way you can think. Really, I love trying new foods, new restaurants, new dishes. I would explore the whole world through food given the chance; some might say I'm well into that challenge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Engaging conversation
Movies (okay, fine - Netflix)
A story to tell
Tea
Trees
Fresh fruit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next food experiment, the next dish I'm going to tackle, or just what I can whip up with what's on sale this week or already in my fridge and pantry.

Exploring my new home and how I ended up in New Jersey. It has been a long strange journey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know yet, I just moved here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will watch a romantic comedy with you and probably enjoy it.

Sports movies make cry despite my utter disinterest in sports.

I only shave my beard when I am paid to do so.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something you're passionate about and enjoy sharing your passions with a partner in crime.

You like quite pubs more than loud clubs.

You'd rather be lost in the woods than Lost in a city.

You like making the first move. (Knowing what you want and asserting your preference is a big turn on.)

You like swapping stories of international travel.

You know a good beer I should try.

Or, you think we could have an adventure together.