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smirking_gun

33 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a good dude, with a punchy sense of humor. If you tripped in front of me I'd probably laugh a little, but only because I can't help it.
What I’m doing with my life
architecture as a job, comedy as a hobby.
I’m really good at
Being inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: In Cold Blood

TV: Strangers with Candy & Angry Boys

Movies: chuck & buck and billy madison

Music: t. rex and art tatum

Food: meatballs

(I like other stuff too)
The six things I could never do without
a pilot pen, sneakers, my laptop, iphone, music, pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping off my Thursday night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you wanna talk about monkeys...or other stuff too.