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My self-summary Propose an edit

Riiiiiight, so I think if I were to write out my whole life story right now, you know, while I'm hopped up on sugar and bouncing off the wall, I just KNOW I'd write something totally inane. So I tell you what: I'll just ride the sugar wave till it crashes to shore and get back to you on this one, k? Alright then!

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But I'm gonna tackle this whole essay part bit by bit; I'm tired of reading nothing here. It's boring!

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This part of the profile, I assure you, will be the very last to be updated. But I'm polishing the other parts up to a semi-gloss shine... does that count?

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Currently, I'm struggling over whether or not I want to move closer in to my work in DC. Makes sense, you know... but what can I say, I like the amount of home I can get for the money out here, so — call me chicken — I'll probably stay in Stafford. Which doesn't mean I don't love hanging out in Alexandria in DC...

Update: those of you who bet on chicken made the right choice! It is a nice place I'm moving to though!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Coughing up useless game show trivia, clicking my top and bottom canine teeth together to play tunes [no really: I have an octave-and-a-half range!], and doing my best to make light of otherwise suckful situations.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My boobs. Wait, no. K, it's probably how I don't take myself seriously... that, or my blue eyeballs. You pick!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Just read "A Simple Plan" and "The Ruins" by Scott Smith, and loved them, so they make the list. I also love Stephen King's "The Stand" [unabridged — duh], and most books by Agatha Christie, though sometimes the ADD gets in the way of her flowery prose...

Movies: "The Breakfast Club," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," and "The Howling," among others. What can I tell ya, I'm a child of the 80s!

Music: I love alternative [from the 80s and 90s], new wave, synth pop, jazz [NOT that Lite Jazz crap! That's like saying MacDonald's™ serves real hamburgers!], and trance. Sorry, rap and country didn't make the cut. :) Weird Al Yankovic, in moderation, is acceptable, as are vintage television theme songs. But in moderation. Yeah.

Some other random artists I like: Blur, Catherine Wheel, The Church, The Connells, Cut Copy, Death Cab for Cutie, Eggs Benedict*,Eumir Deodato, Jens Buchert, Kaiser Chiefs, Live, Lemon Jelly, Lush, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, New Order, The New Pornographers, Peter Schilling, Ravi Shankar, Röyksopp, Rush, Sergio Mendes, The Smiths, Stereolab, Tears For Fears, Tosca, and Xymox

Food!: Pizza — definitely pizza in all its glourious forms!, pasta, Indian, most chopsticks-enabled eats, Vietnamese pho, Lebanese, Turkish... and I'm a sucker for a really good hamburger [Hellooooo Capital Grille $13 burger!]. Seafood? Not so much.

* Eggs Benedict is not music; it's a savoury breakfast taste sensation. Pay attention next time!

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. my iPhone
2. my sight*

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5.
... really, do 3, 4, and 5 count so much? What'd they ever do for me?

Okay, so I'm willing to give numbers 3 and 4 the benefit of the doubt:
3. comfy jeans
4. PG Tips™ tea [we also would have accepted Market Spice™ tea]
Number 5 is still on probation though.

6. my sense of humour. Hey, I entertain me. :)

* it was suggested to me that I should put "my iSight." Yes, yes, very clever... but too easy!

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Obviously, I've not spent much time thinking about this question. Can I just put world peace here until I figure out something, you know, ACTUALLY funny?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Recovering from the week. But Saturday... now that's a different story! Let's go do stuff!

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

What is this, MySpace™?

You should message me if Propose an edit

There's no "if"; thats the beauty of it! Why put artificial filters on who should talk to who? You should just write if you want to. Hey, we're all just people here. :)

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