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smithkelsey

25 F Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jun 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Moved to Cleveland to be a product developer in the food industry after graduating from Ohio State. Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope are my heroes and I like making people laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a product developer for a company that manufactures fruit preparations for the dairy industry. If you see yogurt with fruit in it in the stores, we probably made it.
I’m really good at
Building fires, archery, snapping my fingers, whistling, rapping while alone in the car, getting up right when my alarm goes off, rock paper scissiors, shenanigans.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of height. If you're standing too close, you might look straight over my head without noticing me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Giver, The Poisonwood Bible, Tina Fey and Mindy Kaling's books, Chuck Palahniuk.

Fight Club, Little Women, Remember the Titans, Bridesmaids, Disney movies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Titanic, Oceans 11/12/13, Wanted, Pay it Forward, Finding Nemo, Memento, Super Troopers.

Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Mad Men, SNL, Sherlock, Louie, Game of Thrones, Scrubs, Iron Chef, South Park, Ninja Warrior, Real World/Road Rules Challenge shows.

I don't like it when music is just people screaming, but I'll listen to most anything else.

I LOVE FOOD. I have a weakness for anything buffalo flavored.
The six things I could never do without
My multitool.
Blistex chapstick.
Diet Mountain Dew.
Sarcastic remarks.
My GPS.
OSU sports.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food science, making people laugh, what I would do in crazy hypothetical situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I...I once paid money for a Black Eyed Peas CD.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think we should hang!