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smkeener

22 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Wouldn't this be easier if netflix just doubled as a dating site so it could be like "oh, here's 12 other people that just spent the last 9 hours watching firefly, and Dr. Who".

I was an archeology major in college, and I plan to go back in the next year to finish my degree. I've been in the army infantry for just short of four years ( reserves ) and I love it. I currently work night shifts at my job so my days are completely open, I don't sleep much. I love to travel, and have been all over the US. I like most outdoor activities, hiking, hunting, fishing, shooting, swimming.

My best friend from the army is gay, as are most of my close friends, so if you think that's a sin or you would be uncomfortable going to the gay bars in the grove with me and my friends don't bother talking to me.

I don't do any drugs, or smoke weed, Im not against it but I get tested by the army randomly. I don't mind weed or anything else being smoked around me I just won't participate. I do like drinking though, not all the time, but sometimes. Everything in moderation right?

I work a lot and I'm usually busy, but I will make time for the right person, now if you're a flake, or you stand people up without a courtesy call don't bother talking to me. I'm looking for someone to start a relationship with that I can rely on. I want to have someone who I can be there for when something goes wrong in their life but who does the same for me as well. I'm tired of relationships that are all take, till I have no more left to give.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, I'm a reservist, and I'm going back to finish college as soon as I can. I love anthropology and I can wait to finish school for it. I'm also planning on going active in the army as soon as my reserve contract ends.
I’m really good at
Deep frying food (I'm a fat kid at heart).
I'm a decent cook, nothing mind blowing but when it comes to mixing drinks and making edible food in your guy ;).
Im kind of a jack of all trades, I just move on before I master anything though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm funnier than I am sexy, which puts me in the same category as overweight strippers and crying sorority girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well for books I'm a huge Vonnegut fan, I love science fiction and fantasy, Enders game, Harry potter of course, street boys, his dark materials trilogy, and a lot of others. But I like a lot of non-fiction, the naked ape, the hero with a thousand faces, and others.

Movies: most action and comedy's, all time favorite are the original Star Wars. I'm a huge fan of the classics, Casablanca, white Christmas. Then there's all the batman movies ( Kilmer, And the dark knight set), a knights tale, treasure planet ( don't judge it's my favorite kids movie), the holiday, wedding date, parent trap, big daddy, Romeo and Juliet (the one with Leo ), warrior, serenity, sniper, soldier, saving private Ryan, wind talkers, pursuit of happiness, good will hunting, what women want, four feathers, blow, and pirates of the Caribbean.

I love stand up, a couple of my favorite comedians are : Donald Glover, Christopher Titus, Bill Burr, Baron Vaughn, Stephen Lynch, and Jim Jefferies.

Tv: I'm a total dr. Who nerd, torchwood, better off Ted, 30 rock, true blood, Sherlock, Merlin, vampire diaries, whites, pram face, tenchi, kenichi, adventure time, regular show, archer, firefly, and teen wolf.

Music: I love everything. I'm a big country fan, jason aldean, colt ford, the lacs, locash cowboys, kenny chesney, chris cagle, blues, 80s, 90s, alt, rock, punk. I'm picky when it comes to rap. Im obsessed with the rat pack, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy.
The six things I could never do without
Ok serious list:
1. Netflix
2. Books
3. Great food
4. The Doctor
5. Car rides with the windows down
6. A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can get beer to shoot out of my windshield wipers and into my mouth. And how much it would cost to build a conveyor belt from the fridge to the couch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I'm always working. I have 2 full time jobs and one part time job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My mom is insane, and not "my mom is sssooo crazy lol", no like " we the people find the defendant criminally......"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you too sing embarrassingly loud in the shower before you realize your not home alone.
Or
If your a giant nerd who loves Star Wars and dr. Who and you think we would get along.