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26 Holtsville, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:13am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Well for starters my name is Sean Mahoney. I'm more or less a relatively laid back individual. I admit that I am something of a geek and an introvert, however once people get to know me they usually find that I'm very quick to make jokes; it's just getting around that shy exterior I suppose.

I'm not terribly into drinking or the bar/club scene. I mostly prefer just hanging out with my friends which usually involves either some sort of nerdy activity or driving much farther than any normal person would to get Chinese food.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for a Medical Records Retrieval Company. It pays the bills...sorta
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not big on talking about what I'm good at. I've been told I'm very friendly, considerate, and fairly intelligent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm pretty quiet. Once I open up to people though they say I can be pretty funny in a snarky sort of way.

Physically...well I'm certainly overweight. I guess in terms of positives though my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Currently I'm reading the Song of Fire and Ice series and they may be a contender for my favorite. As a kid I was really into Animorphs and one of these days I will purchase the entire collection on Amazon and read them all. Overall mostly Sci-Fi and Fantasy, though I'll read anything that seems interesting.

Movies: The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Jurassic Park, Office Space, Batman the Dark Knight, Inglorious Basterds, and Role Models off the top of my head. Overall I mostly comedies, but really you can get me to watch anything but horror: I'll admit that I'm a wuss.

Shows: In terms of cartoons (yeah, I'm a dork) I'd say Ed Edd n Eddy, Peanuts, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, and the Angry Beavers (among plenty of others). As for regular television I'm a fan of the Office and Big Bang Theory as well as some oldies (for a 90s kid like me at least) such as Seinfeld, Frasier, and Married With Children. I've recently also gotten into It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and Parks and Recreation

Food: I'm not picky. I've always enjoyed a good burger. When I have the hankering I also love crab legs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My computer
-An Internet Connection
-Half off appetizers after 10 at Applebees.
-My cellphone (as much as I loath to admit it - it's pretty sad when you feel more helpless about not having your cellphone than you do not having the keys to your car)
-Air Conditioning - mankind's greatest invention
-As cheesy as it is to say, I have good friends too. I certainly am glad I have them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I tend to go back and forth between frivolous things like what I am going to do with my life and what the future holds and more important things like deciding who would win in a fight Steven Segal or Bugs Bunny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at Applebees or something with some of my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My social security number is....oh I kid, I kid.

If I admitted something, it wouldn't be private anymore would it?
You should message me if
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If you think our personalities click and would like to talk.