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smokele

31 M Stroud, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I previously lived in London writing computer programs that do things, but now live in the countryside brewing beer for a living. I really have no idea how that happened.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
writing computer programs that do things
brewing beer
trying to write songs
cooking
eating
comedy
music
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
thinking things through logically and seeing things from someone else's point of view
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Documentaries:
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
The Instrument
Indie Game: The Movie
Revolution OS
Horse The Band – Earth Tour
everything David Attenborough

Music:
http://last.fm/user/mokele

Movies:
Primer
Hudsucker Proxy
Big Lebowski
Forrest Gump
Office Space
Lord of The Rings
Wayne's World
The Shining
Shawshank Redemption
Back to The Future
Home Alone
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
Santa Clause: The Movie

Shows:
Louie
Fargo (my favourite new series)
Hannibal (my other favourite new series)
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown
Silicon Valley
Rick And Morty
Community
X-Files
Stargate
Seinfeld
Hikaru No Go

Podcasts:
Harmontown
Steve Agee Uhhh
Infinite Monkey Cage

Books:
The Fat of The Land
How To Be Idle/Free
59 Seconds
The Dice Man
Designing Great Beers
Mustaine: A Life in Metal
Shawshank Redemption
How I Escaped My Certain Fate

Comedy:
Louis CK
Stewart Lee
Steven Wright
Patton Oswalt
David Cross
Dave Chappelle
Bill Burr

Food:
Indian Curry
Thai Curry
Seafood
BBQ

Games:
Go
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, time, challanges, space, freedom, and less things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
..how I want to write songs for a living and have creative freedom, but I'm not good enough.

..how I want to brew beer for a living and have creative freedom, but not have to work for someone else.

..how I want to write code for a living and have creative freedom, but not work on someone else's project.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serving myself a couple of pints at work then revelling in the fact I don't have to get up early on Saturday mornings any longer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would answer anything anyone is willing to ask
You should message me if
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you want to hang out and see how things go