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30 M Knoxville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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Looking for someone who deserves my awesomeness. I've been told this sounds arrogant. However, if you don't revel in your own awesomeness you should probably hop off OKC and take some "me time" to mold yourself into the rock star you are, even if you only book solo performances in the shower.

I am single and on a dating site - however you might notice I'm "looking for" friends. There are two reasons for that: 1) I'm looking for friends. 2) Call me naive, but I believe friendship is a cornerstone of any romantic relationship. The person you date should be best friend material, in my opinion. So, I'm trying to focus on friendships, with the option to grow into something more.

I really enjoy seeing all the cute dog photos on OKCupid... I'm really disappointed when a girl says she has a pet dog and then does not post a photo of promised dog :( I'm allergic to cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished a Master's degree, like a master.

Currently applying for jobs, like a noob. Are you hiring?

I'm both nervous and excited about finding out what exactly I'll be doing with my life now that I'm FINALLY have my shiny new degree.

Also working on a graduate certificate in GIS online.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Johnny Depp. Or whatever hunky stud you're in love with. I'm a Rorshach for your desires. Honestly people, Jared Leto looks like ME. Get it straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cormac McCarthy, Michael Crichton, biographies of interesting people.
Music: Gregory Allen Isakov, Blind Pilot, Josh Ritter, Daft Punk, DeadMau5, film scores by Thomas Newman, Nick Cave
TV: Walking Dead, Colbert Report
Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jurassic Park
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Dental floss, toothpaste, toothbrush (scuzzy teeth interfere with my happiness)
2. the internet
3. Jeans
4. Optimism
5. Patience
6. Time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Graduate School, job openings, my dog, my garden, home improvement projects, scrounging up three meals a day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no telling what I might getting in to on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OKCupid is my favorite source of literature, meaning I actually do read the profiles.
You should message me if
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If you believe brevity is the soul of wit.

If you love and admire dogs.

If you love the outdoors.

If you love science and technology.

If you have a great sense of humor.

If you know your Meyer Briggs personality type, apparently I should date other INTJS, INFJs, ENFPs or ENTPs.

"E" type extroverts balance out my tendency to be introverted - but there is a natural connection with other introverts. Introverts like myself tend to have a select group of close friends. Maybe you are so awesome you should be one of those close friends!

Free advice: Please do not message me with "hi there" or "hiiii..." or some variant thereof. It feels disrespectful to me. Do you like getting messages from guys that say "hi?" In my mind, those two words say "I have so little respect for who you are and what you are interested in that I can't spare the time to think of anything more to say than 'hi'." That's what I read from your message. So stop it. Be interested in people beyond physical appearance and your life will be richer for it.