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smoocherz

61 / M / straight / Single

Ithaca, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Has children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am uncomfortable, in my own, and skin.

My Self-Summary

I am a deportee from another planet in a far away galaxy. So listen, be politically correct and give me the doubt of the benefit (is that right)..oh well you know what I mean. I am keeping a journal so if you want to no more...or...even if you dont wanna no more, scuuuze my American I am learning it from a magazine called The Natural Enquirerer" or sumptin like that. I am a farce learner so not time, I will be speekin american like I am from Bawsten, Messytwoshits. y are all dese woids has a red underline??? Am I gonna get d-portized agin.

What I’m doing with my life

First I need to have a life

I’m really good at

To be determined

The first things people usually notice about me

They think I look like Sony Bono

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

I spend a lot of time thinking about

A wide variety of subjects

On a typical Friday night I am

I am studeein da langwidge of dis planet

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

shhhh...don tell no one

You should message me if

you are a s crazy as me