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31 Grand Rapids, MI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 7
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Are you single?

Looking for someone cool?

Do you like nachos?

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What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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Be the envy of your next friendly gathering, or just marvel at the beauty and convenience of SMOOTHIE(tm) at home! She comes complete with fashionable Mohawk and loads of accessories!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Have fun learning all about SMOOTHIE(tm) with the easy-to-follow instruction manual, complete with simplified pictures!

Enjoy great shows like Tosh.0! Bar Rescue! And many animated favorites for the kids!

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Hungry? No problem! Enjoy sushi, coffee, even delicious nachos!! Many of which just the click of a button away!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Be dazzled by the wide array of thought processes, over 20 tetrabites come standard right out of the box!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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